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THE WICKERMAN WAS AMAZING...I still can`t get over the phenominal storyline, amazing acting, and that crazy twist at the end...I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING AT ALL. If there were ever 2 hours of my life that I will NEVER forget, it was these...and maybe the birth of my first born...whom I sacrficed to the goddess. Oh wait, that was the movie, sorry, I so wished to be a part of that world. Well, back to the apiary.
This is one of those movies that is sooooo bad it`s actually funny, but not funny enough to have made it worth the price of a ticket (or DVD rental) to see. What Nicolas Cage was thinking when he first read the script before signing on for this is anyone`s guess ...perhaps he thought that it *was* a comedy (it did, after all, call for him to do a scene dressed up in a bear costume). The dialogue could have been written by a 12 year old.
i can`t think of a worse movie.
Waste of time and money. i jumped in a couple parts but other then that it was dissapointing.. i want my money back.
holy garbage.
This was the worst movie I have seen in a long time. Total waste of time and money.
I am embarrassed that I paid money to see this movie, Cages acting was commical, but it wasn`t supposed to be. This made it to my Top 5 worst movies of all time list.
A very good Movie. I was definitely surprized on how it ended. Nicholas Cage did a great job although it wasn`t as scary as I had originally thought it would be. Overall it`s still a good Movie.
Waste of time not even worth a rental.
Horrible movie. The best part is when Nicolas Cage punches the barmaid in the face... and when he kicks LeeLee Sobieski into the wall of pictures.
words can`t describe this piece of junk......ruined my date....
absolute crap! unless you feel like laughing at nicholas cage for an hour and a half, stay home!
Great movie, if you enjoy really really bad movies.
This movie was absolutely disgusting. I think Nicolas Cage is an amazing actor, and I usually enjoy his movies; so what he was thinking when he signed up for this; I don`t know. My mouth fell open with disguss from this and I am still amazed when I think that someone could actually make such a movie. PLEASE DO NOT WASTE ANY OF YOUR TIME OR MONEY ON THIS;It is not worth them turning a profit!!!!!
Totally dissapointed. A complete waste of time and money!
AWFUL. Absolutely terrible. Save your money. This was poorly acted by all including Nicolas Cage. He should be ashamed of himself for participating in such an idiotic film. This movie is not only degrading towards anyone who is female, it is just horrendous. I wasted two hours of my life - if you have any underwear that need cleaning, stay home. You`ll have a better time.
really weird, save your money; reminded me of The Village; story was weak, but Nicolas Cage did a good job nonetheless
very bad
One of the worst movies I`ve ever seen. It had great promise in the beginning but rapidly lost credibility with poor story line, bad acting and even worse ending. It was reminiscent of White Noise but at least that movie had some creepy parts and you got spooked a little.
It`s a shame that there isn`t a "zero-stars" option because it pains me to even give this movie one star out of five. This movie makes "Gigli" look like "The Godfather".
the movie was disappointing in my opinion, it had no sense of horror, there was a twist in the end but the audience wasnt all that into the movie
I will reiterate another viewers comments, PLEASE DON`T WASTE YOUR MONEY. The plot is appauling totally confusing and pointless. We are currently on a two week vacation from Wales and have just wasted 2 hours on this crap, we strongly advise you to watch a British movie called "TWIN TOWN" now this is a brilliant film.
Half decent film. Great cast and special effects. however, it has a lot of unreasonable twists and turns. if your looking for film where you won`t have to "think" to hard don`t go.
Total waste of time and money. By far the worst movie I`ve seen this year.
Terrible movie! Seemed like Nicolas Cage was reading the lines for the first time from cue cards behind the camera. But all the actors seemed that way. The script was so bad they were probably embarassed anyway. HUGE disappointment.
This movie was such a disappointment that I actually had to tell you all so you don`t waist your time and money. It has such bad acting and no story line. That you can make any sence out of anyways. You may get a laugh out of it at the end because it is so stupid. As for Nicolas Cage, I believe he has lost is acting ability and should no longer do movies for the big screen. So if this is not enough to make you listen to my warning than concider this, opening night for a movie and only a had full of people show up......... hmmmmmm. I can not believe I fell for the previews and flushed good money down the toilet. PLEASE STAY HOME!!!!!!! =)
Kind of a let down, I had much higher expectations!
This movie was disturbed...thats all i can say. Whoever comes up with movies like this...has issues and needs to see a counsler. Like it was just the strangest movie ever and you have to have a disturbed mind to come up with a story line like that!
If you enjoy watching movies with good characters, interesting plots, and sensible endings than don`t go watch this movie!
Theaters should give people money back for movies this bad.
The Actors must have had a difficult time tyring to keep from laughing during some of the scenes - they were so ridiculous. Save your money and stay home and watch tv - wish we had!
Hubby & I decided we needed a night out and thought we would enjoy this movie.......boy were we wrong. The actors must have been embarrassed to appear in such a ridiculous movie! Guess it`s back to watching National Geographic and the Discovery Channel for us. Save you money - wish we had!
I was extremely disapointed with this whole movie. It`s a great movie if you don`t care about characterization or plot or acting for that matter. Nick Cage has demoted himself and put himself at an all-time low. Way to go Nick, thanks for the career suicide. But hey, I`m sure the World Trade Centre movie will be half decent depending on what side of the propaganda circle you fall on. And as for Ghost Rider and the overuse of computer animation. Do you even care anymore ? Or have you just completely sold out !
Just an average movie, nothing special.
Strong cast, usually interesting director, but overall a disappointing, incohesive, illogical, unintentionally absurd mish-mash of an unnecessary remake. See it; you won`t believe it.
The Previews were a whole lot better than the movie......I was so disappointed with this movie and i thought the script had so much more potential!!! 3*`s being generous
This was the worst movie I`ve ever seen. If you want to come out of the movie hating women then go see it. Guys will leave the movie feeling like trash, And women will leave feeling on top of the world. I give you a choice.....Watch this movie, Or poke your eyes out with a fork and save your money.... Go with the ladder. PLEASE. SAVE YOUR MONEY.
Okay, the original movie, had it`s flaws and when I heard a remake was coming out I thought it could work. Nope. Terrible!! They took a story about a battle between religions and turned it into a totally uninteresting battle of the sexes. The original was scattershot but the ending gave me nightmares. The ending here, with a bigger budget, doesn`t even register. Plus Ellen Burstyn is no Christopher Lee. Awful!
ok I was thrilled by the trailler of the movie looked very promissing with a good mystery to it. Boy was I dissappointed, the beginning was good the middle was borring but made you anticipate the conclusion until l they loose track of the story. They really consentrate on making you feel uneasy with a lot of weird unrelated scenes but that`s it no plot development goes any further and so parts were very stupid that a majority of the audience started laughing out loud....shame looke very promissing.
THE WICKER MAN IS ABSOLUTE BRILLIANCE!!! LA BUTE`S MASTERPEICE!!!
Im not even going to comment on how boring this movie was. Im so pissed off that i waisted my time on watching this junk.BB