Despite his reputation as a philanderer and his frequent escapades with prostitutes, some silly bimbo has gone right ahead and married Charlie Sheen anyway. A friend of the couple told People magazine that Sheen, 42, and ‘real estate investor’ Brooke Mueller, 30, are “well matched and incredible happy.” Well matched? She likes frolicking with prostitutes too? Or she is one? (Just asking). “Brooke really wanted to walk down the aisle in a big way, but Charlie insisted they keep it simple and small,” said the source. Makes sense. There’s no sense spending a ton of money on something that’s not going to last. As for their future, Sheen and Mueller are eager to start a family, according to an insider. “Brooke is hoping to get pregnant very soon,” says the friend. Obviously he didn’t marry her for her brains. Sheen has already spawned three children (two of whom are under five years of age) with two different women.