Charlie Sheen snags another wife

By Alexandra Heilbron on June 2, 2008 | 17 Comments

Despite his reputation as a philanderer and his frequent escapades with prostitutes, some silly bimbo has gone right ahead and married Charlie Sheen anyway. A friend of the couple told People magazine that Sheen, 42, and ‘real estate investor’ Brooke Mueller, 30, are “well matched and incredible happy.” Well matched? She likes frolicking with prostitutes too? Or she is one? (Just asking). “Brooke really wanted to walk down the aisle in a big way, but Charlie insisted they keep it simple and small,” said the source. Makes sense. There’s no sense spending a ton of money on something that’s not going to last. As for their future, Sheen and Mueller are eager to start a family, according to an insider. “Brooke is hoping to get pregnant very soon,” says the friend. Obviously he didn’t marry her for her brains. Sheen has already spawned three children (two of whom are under five years of age) with two different women.

1. Anon • June 2, 2008 @ 2:53 PM

   Charlie is the man

2. tammy • June 2, 2008 @ 3:01 PM

   another one bites the dust…

3. ASAS • June 2, 2008 @ 3:24 PM

   Screw you who ever wrote this. Charlie is a great guy

4. Lexie • June 2, 2008 @ 4:10 PM

   Charlie’s a great guy? What planet are you on? He’s a womanizing whore-monger. If you think he’s so great, stand in line to be his next wife and then see how much you like being with a guy who frequents whores. You’ll have to be checked weekly for STDs. He makes millions. Does he give it to charities? Nope, just whores. Yeah, great guy all right.

5. Gurup Joe • June 2, 2008 @ 4:29 PM

   Why are people hating on Charlie Sheen. Hate on the stupid women who keep marrying him. If being a man whore was a crime he would be in jail, but it’s not so he can whore about all he wants.

6. Anonymous • June 2, 2008 @ 5:38 PM

   What the hell is wrong with you people. Charlie Sheen is a great actor. Who cares about his personal life. If he decides to be an idiot, let him.

7. brownie • June 2, 2008 @ 7:48 PM

   The Man PERIOD

8. ASAS • June 2, 2008 @ 8:52 PM

   Thank you very much Anonymous
   Lexie screw you

9. ASAS • June 2, 2008 @ 8:55 PM

   Sorry Lexie, but what you said is really harsh. Why do you care anyway. Leave him alone.

10. xray • June 3, 2008 @ 12:23 AM

    what, was the school yard empty that day?

11. I_said_my_piece • June 3, 2008 @ 12:32 AM

    He will never really be happy. He goes from woman to woman and they go for him because of his money. What’s wrong with being committed to just one person and having a stable family life? He looks like he’s 58 anyways and the way he’s going with the ladies his drinking and drug habits. He will look like 58 but may never reach it!!!

12. tributegirl • June 3, 2008 @ 1:21 AM

    I LOVE the sarcasm in this article! Hilarious!

13. Nancy • June 3, 2008 @ 8:52 AM

    Hmmm….womanizing whore-monger, man-whore….what do you think Arnold??

14. tammy • June 3, 2008 @ 9:35 AM

    ASAS screw you who ever wrote this? are you an idiot? can you not read? it does say tammy right above my comment moron…

15. jennie_bearz • June 3, 2008 @ 9:39 AM

    Come on u guy’s look at the man it sure isn’t his looks these women are goin for so it sure the hell has to be his money. and that man will never be a one women man so yea he is a man WHORE… like Tammy said “another one bites the dust”….

16. tammy • June 3, 2008 @ 9:41 AM

    Anonymous your right he is a good actor and who gives a shit about his or anyone elses love life or lack there of..

17. STEVE-O • June 3, 2008 @ 6:14 PM

    Denise Richards is just jealous. Look at her career compared to Charlie Sheen’s.

    Starship Troopers Vs. Platoon
    Wild Things Vs. Wall Street
    Her Reality Show Vs. Two and a Half Men
    Blonde and Blonder Vs. Hot Shots

    Obviously he is doing something right. Plus she is the one who cheated on him with Bon Jovi’s other half!