Charlie “Tiger Blood” Sheen was fired from Two and a Half Men yesterday, ending speculation that he might return for a final season of the hit series. Following the news, Sheen and one of his “goddesses” climbed to the top of a Beverly Hills building where he pulled out a machete and waved it around. Sheen told Billy Bush of Access Hollywood he plans to sue for breach of contract. “If this is what it had to come to, to get me out of those silly shirts, then so be it. So maybe I’ll wear one, just on the final day when I go and remove all of their bazillions.” CBS sent an 11-page letter to Sheen’s lawyer, stating exactly why he was fired. Despite Sheen’s claims that his drug use never interfered with his work, CBS says otherwise, claiming Sheen often didn’t know his lines, he refused to work collaboratively with other cast and crew members and made “inflammatory comments poisoning key working relationships.” He was also often late to work and missed rehearsals. CBS says they have many outtakes proving that Sheen turned in less than “brilliant performances.” It doesn’t sound like Sheen has a leg to stand on if he actually insists on suing. To see the letter in full, click here. The good news is, Sheen has more time to spend on his “total bitchin’ rock star” life.