Chelsea Handler calls Angelina Jolie a “homewrecker”

Comedian Chelsea Handler took on Angelina Jolie during a comedy routine at New Jersey’s Prudential Center last weekend. “She’s (Jolie) a homewrecker, she is,” Handler said. “When a woman says, ‘I’m a guy’s girl… I don’t have a lot of girlfriends’ — [it’s] ’cause you’re a c**t. That’s what you are. If you’re a woman, you have to have girlfriends. Otherwise you’re evil.” The Chelsea Lately host also suggested Jolie isn’t sincere in her efforts as a children’s advocate, adding, “She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants to… I don’t f**king believe you… You know how [Maddox] probably thought he hit the jackpot. He probably thought, ‘Oh my god, this is the best night of my life. I just got rescued…from third world Cambodia’ — only to find out she was going to take him to every other third world country in the universe. He’s probably like, ‘When am I gonna get to Malibu?'”

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  1. Annie • December 7, 2010 @ 1:27 PM

    I wouldn’t have used those terms exactly, but if the shoe fits….Brad by definition is also a homewrecker…

  2. C-Dub • December 7, 2010 @ 2:49 PM

    ha ha ha. Well she (Jolie) is a strange one with the viles of blood (with Billy bob) and all that jazz…but I DO think she is genuine in her efforts and being an ambassador to the world. She does help bring issues like poverty and child welfare to the masses. And she has adopted a lot so she is doing her part. But Chelsea Handler seems funny in her approach on the subject. Whether Handler actually believes her routine or not I’m sure it’s making her a mint..now let’s see if she does anything charitable with her income.

  3. whocares • December 7, 2010 @ 3:27 PM

    YOU tell her Chelsea….she’s not only a great comedian and talented woman…she SAYS IT LIKE IT IS!! Angelina Jolie is a SPOILED BRAT who has always been a Guy’s girl for a reason…using those sultry lips and that kick ass bad girl image was her ticket to FAME…plus well having daddy like John Voight helps too to get the silver spoon treatment in Hollywood…and well let’s see she was a SINGLE mom with Maddox and she realized that going after a man would be too easy for her…so let’s see…what better conquest than go after the HOTTEST actor that was what ” TAKEN” …yup that’s a homewrecker…but her Karma has comeback…Hollywood will never give her an Oscar…she’s out there with all the other scanks that think their NOT RESPONSIBLE for breaking up a marriage…women today are like BASKETS…what’s intriguing is that Jennifer Anistan has only looked more RAVISHING than ever and Angelina is this skinny lanky artifcial UN bullshit ambassador who has managed to “APPEAR” like an angel…sure any publicist that is GOOD manages to make that happen for any star…but truthfully everyone knows she’s this UNBEARABLE, Stubborn power bitch who has turned HOT Brad into Haggard Brad…so Jen…you can smile sweetie the joke is on her…the GOOD PEOPLE always RISE to the TOP…eventually…may take time but I’m with you Jen..%100 percent!!! I’m married and I would BREAK that bitches legs before she came into my den….

  4. Chris • December 7, 2010 @ 5:30 PM

    LMAO, funny stuff

  5. whatever • December 7, 2010 @ 8:49 PM

    looks like the green monster came out. talk about jealousy. and maybe she’s got no female friends cuz women like you are too insecure to be friends with someone who looks better than them.

  6. leslie • December 8, 2010 @ 12:25 AM

    stupid D list friend of Jennifer Chin. Whatever!!

  7. Ticia • December 8, 2010 @ 12:46 AM

    hahahaha that was funny…..sooo true.

  8. MW • December 8, 2010 @ 7:16 AM

    Ah Whocares Angelina already has an Oscar!! I agree that she is a homewrecker but Brad Pitt must also take responibility for his actions in his marriage.

  9. mandee • December 8, 2010 @ 9:55 AM

    whocares on December 7, 2010 3:27 PM i would have read this, but i got bored within the first sentence.

    as far as im concerned this “homewrecker” crap has been talked to death. one cant “wreck a home” unless the home is already “wrecked”. therefore, angelina did nothing wrong. brad went willingly.

  10. Tweetybird • December 8, 2010 @ 10:22 AM

    Yeah, she hit that nail right on the head.

  11. hmmm • December 8, 2010 @ 11:41 AM

    Im surprised by all the angelina jolie hate and the fact that this person would even bring that up as part of her sketch. Jolie has pointed out that she would never fallin love with someone who was unfaithful cause of what happened to her mom. She earned her stardom without her father so I respect her acting career.
    Divorce is painful and I feel bad for aniston and pitt but both have moved on with their lives. Remember that it was jennifer who filed divorce papers. its not like jennifer is doing so bad either- john mayer, vince vaughn etc. Either way not our place to say who wrecked what
    This chelsea seems like someone who is just trying to get some attention.

  12. Shannon • December 9, 2010 @ 12:28 AM

    First you have to remember that Chelsea is good friend of Jennifer Aniston. Thus ain’t good words about Jolie out of her (as well as Jennifer’s) MOUTH!!!Of course she will bad mouth about her.
    I wouldn’t much care on her blah if i were Angelina. Nothing good will come out of their stupid tiny little brains!! I mean Money waster, non-stop sun bather, boring “Actress and Comedian”

  13. Shannon • December 9, 2010 @ 12:31 AM

    First you have to remember that Chelsea is good friend of Aniston. Ain’t good words coming out of her MOUTH(as well as Jennifer’s) Nothing surprised me!!!Of course she will bad mouth about her.
    I wouldn’t much care about her dull ‘blah blah’ if i were Angelina. Nothing good will come out of their stupid tiny little brains!! I meant boring two old ladies aka selfish, desperate “Actress and Comedian” !!!

  14. Mary • December 9, 2010 @ 4:46 PM

    I don’t know who POTTIE MOUTH is but if someone referred to me by those names I’d take her ass to court! Like they say you c an’t fix something that’s already broken.

  15. Jayebelle • December 9, 2010 @ 7:36 PM

    I, personally, do not find anything funny about putting other people down. That does not make a good comedian. It takes brains to think up good funny jokes that don’t offend ANYONE.

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