Kanye West’s latest rant – hilarious!
By Tribute on January 23, 2014 | 14 Comments
Having previously referred to himself as a creative genius and a child prodigy, rapper Kanye West’s latest rant is nothing short of hilarious. Last weekend, Yeezus was unveiling new pieces from his collaboration with A.P.C. in Paris, but it wasn’t his blanket-on-denim outfit or ski mask hoodies that caused a stir. ‘Ye started off his presentation with a five-minute monologue about his vision for the collection, in which he talked about a housekeeper wanting to become a florist: “It’s like if you had a housekeeper, and she was the best housekeeper in the whole world, and she said she had the idea to start being a florist. You would pay her three times as much to not follow her dream of being a florist.”
The confusing analogy quickly took a turn for the worst: “And what people don’t realize is actually my music is better when I’m allowed to eat my food and drink at the same time. I can walk places quicker when I’m allowed to use my right leg and my left leg.” It’s clear that the rapper-turned-designer wants to impress his audience, but his choice of words failed him yet again. He went on with the leg reference, saying: “It’s like if someone was like, ‘You’ve made so much with your left leg! You’re the best left-legged person in the world. You can never use your right leg! Why would you want to do that?!’ Look at that. And I swear everything is a cliché. You constantly fight against it. You are constantly to the point where just even in 2013 I just decided to turn up.” ~Yara Matar
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What an illiterate plank this guy is.. He is a has been and needs to shut up….no one is interested in anything he has to say, most of the time he makes no sense anyway.
A complete idiot. I can’t understand what anyone sees in him.
He is a blithering IDIOT! I wish the earth would swallow him and Justin Bieber and rid us of all their noise!
Someone… please… please get that kid back on his meds.
Yes, when he gets his sense back, he will be very embarrass to read all the nonsenses he’s been saying for 4 years now, and will definitely be horrify to learn he impregnated and is about to marry a human toilet bowl, but better late than never.
Sure, he comes across has a complete buffoon but how do people not understand what he is trying to say?
He’s trying to sound like he makes sense but doesn’t
Know how to think before speaking. He should write a book
and call it, talking with two left legs, the untold story that makes
No sense. LOL
Kanye West is a perfect example of a self-centred fool. He thinks that everything that he says is a genuine pearl of wisdom that only he could have put forward. I wouldn’t be surprised if he doesn’t hesitate after his morning bowel movement, and after gazing at it, try to determine whether he should save it for posterity.
can some just shoot this guy already? do the world a favour.
Pass the toilet paper for yet another episode of Kanye West’s verbal diarrhea. As grandpa used to say, “Better to keep your mouth closed and have people think you’re a fool, than to open it and prove them right.”
What is that guy smoking? None of that makes any sense. 😛
Huh? Where are the subtitles? There HAS to be subtitles somewhere for sure, no one on this planet can make sense of what that bloody idiot is even trying to say (oh THAT explains why there are no subtitles!)
now, take rob ford drunk and trying to speak in jamaican, or in complete gibberish. then yeah, K-douche sounds like a genius. compared to ford, a 5 year old sounds like a genius though…
EMPTY BARRELS MAKE THE MOST NOISE.
I cant belive im going to say this but wtf dose Kim see in him he not very good looking and his music is meh and he dumb as a rock. and you can say its because he rich be she just as rich if not richer so WTF!