LL Cool J beats up burglar

By Tribute on August 23, 2012 | 15 Comments


Note to burglars: Don’t mess with LL Cool J! According to TMZ, the NCIS: Los Angeles star heard noises in his home around 2 a.m. Wednesday morning and when the 44-year-old rapper/actor went to investigate, he found a burglar. Reminding the world that age has not taken the edge out of this bad boy, he then proceeded to take matters into his own hands – literally! The home’s alarm system had been activated and the LAPD were soon on the scene to arrest the man, but it seems as though Cool J was just fine on his own. In a move that is sure to cover the Internet with countless ‘Mama Said Knock You Out’ jokes for weeks to come, Cool J, whose real name is James Todd Smith, decided to engage in hand-to-hand combat, successfully subduing the man while managing to escape unscathed. The intruder was not so lucky, sustaining a broken jaw and nose to accompany his burglary charges. ~Morgan Bates



Comments & Discussion

  1. Amanda • August 23, 2012 @ 10:27 AM

    Haha! Sucker picked the wrong house!

  2. Ur mom • August 23, 2012 @ 10:38 AM

    Alright!! Good job, LL!! >:D

  3. Sue • August 23, 2012 @ 12:27 PM

    I like LL Cool. It’s not only because he’s has a special style that he brings to his roles but also that he’s a home type of man that cares and protect his family and home.

  4. CRTG • August 23, 2012 @ 1:05 PM

    Payback is a bitch!

  5. C-Dub • August 23, 2012 @ 1:43 PM

    Ya boyyyy! Knock the thief out! age smage… 44 is still young and he is in great shape. Keep it up LL

  6. ankab • August 23, 2012 @ 1:52 PM

    Cool. Burglar not so cool. Attacked, arrested & charged for his efforts.

  7. Wendy • August 23, 2012 @ 2:50 PM

    A real man….protects his family….just as it should be…..good job LL

  8. Serena • August 23, 2012 @ 3:24 PM

    Great job!!! way to protect what’s yours. Hope everyone is well.!!

  9. Jonathan • August 23, 2012 @ 3:33 PM

    Lucky for him this wasn’t the more trigger happy, gun toting variant more often found these days.

  10. theslickest1 • August 23, 2012 @ 5:31 PM

    Just because LL Cool J has made love songs for all the beautiful Ladies don’t get it twisted. He told you “I’m Bad”, his “Momma said knock you out” and that’s why your dumb ass will never be “Goin back to Cali” lol

  11. Gail • August 23, 2012 @ 5:39 PM

    Way to go LL Cool J. Good for you. That bugger who made the dumbest decisions of his life to break into your home, deserves to get the snot kicked out of him. Just think that he will be the laughing stock by fellow inmates and the law enforcement. He jaw is going to have to be fixed…which he will have to pay or welfare will. He might have to get his little broken nose fixed…which he will also have to pay, or welfare will. But he will have something that he can brag about that nobody else can…”I done broke into LL Cool J’s House and got a whoppin”:)

    I love it….don’t you. You are the man LL Cool J

  12. David • August 23, 2012 @ 6:24 PM

    That…is….AWESOME!

  13. Lea • August 23, 2012 @ 9:45 PM

    Unfortunately the burglar will probably sue LL and win a large settlement.

  14. Sharlyn Tollefson • August 24, 2012 @ 1:33 PM

    I think that is sooo cool. Way to go. Maybe he will think twice before he breaks into other people’s houses.

  15. Chris • August 25, 2012 @ 1:12 AM

    “Mama said knock you out!”


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