Jessica Simpson doesn’t want slippery teeth

jessica_simpsonJessica Simpson doesn’t brush her teeth every day – because she doesn’t like them to be too “slippery.” During an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show set to air today, she revealed: “I don’t do it because my teeth are so white and I don’t like them to feel too slippery but I do use Listerine and I do floss everyday. But I don’t brush them every day. My lips just slide all over the place… I can’t catch up with my mouth. I need a little coating.” She added that every once in awhile, she’ll “use a shirt or something” to scrub them clean. Despite her sporadic dental hygiene, Jessica is adamant she always has pleasant smelling breath. She added: “I know it’s gross but I always have fresh breath. It’s really weird but I have great breath.”

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  1. The Great One • April 28, 2010 @ 1:23 PM

    I’d still hit it.

  2. mandee • April 28, 2010 @ 1:40 PM

    thats disgusting. i hope her teeth fall out of her head. yuck.

  3. d • April 28, 2010 @ 2:57 PM

    ewww eww eww. even though she is comfortable with but does she have to talk about that????yucki

  4. Thibz • April 28, 2010 @ 5:27 PM

    i guess shes normal

  5. silver • April 28, 2010 @ 6:51 PM

    It seems like the internet age has given people the permission to share things about themselves that we don’t need to know, and don’t care about.

  6. anon • April 28, 2010 @ 7:51 PM

    yes, I believe ‘somethings are better to be kept to yourselves’
    Jessica: too much info!! And totally unhyigenic!

  7. Red • April 28, 2010 @ 9:45 PM

    This is many degrees of strange. Slippery teeth…? Would you prefer sandpaper in your mouth?

  8. Silver • April 29, 2010 @ 8:25 AM

    True, Red. Smooth and clean, or gritty and rough — tough decision there, Jessica.

    I like the comment: “My lips just slide all over the place I cant catch up with my mouth.” What does that mean?? I think its her brain that is a little too slippery and can’t keep up with her mouth.

  9. revolver • April 29, 2010 @ 12:08 PM

    meh, like The Great One said, i’d still hit it.

  10. tributegirl • April 30, 2010 @ 4:28 PM

    oh, that just disgusts me. silver, that’s what I was thinking when I read the article, her lips slide all over the place? what?

  11. Tom • May 1, 2010 @ 11:08 AM

    You know, its not that disgusting. In fact, there are SO MANY PEOPLE who DON”T brush their teeth everyday. There are EVEN MORE PEOPLE i bet who brush everyday but DON”T FLOSS. Flossing is much more important than brushing. Of course, you should do both, but brushing every other day, and flossing 3 times a day, i MUCH MUCH healthier and cleaner. The floss and listerine pretty much cover it all.

  12. mandee • May 1, 2010 @ 6:25 PM

    i CANT floss, my teeth are too close together all the floss does is get stuck in between them and then it takes me sometimes even DAYS to get it out. i still have clean teeth, i brush my teeth 3 times a day and use mouthwash twice a day. flossing doesnt = clean teeth. theres still the surface of the teeth that need to be cleaned daily.

  13. demigod • May 2, 2010 @ 2:44 AM

    Tom on May 1, 2010 11:08 AM
    Floss 3 times a day? What do you chew on?

  14. demigod • May 2, 2010 @ 2:47 AM

    Mandee, it can be done. It’s good for the gums too..once you get past the bleeding lol

  15. Carol • May 2, 2010 @ 4:35 PM

    I’m sure she brushes after having chicken of the sea or buffalo wings….although, do buffalo really have wings? DUH JESSICA!

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