In reaction to Charlie Sheen calling him a “troll” earlier this week, Two and a Half Men co-star Jon Cryer responded on Conan O’Brien’s new show Conan, explaining what it’s like to be a troll. Cryer, who is the only actor to have won an Emmy for his work on the sitcom, said he wanted to make a confession: “The fact is, I am a troll. It’s not something I like to talk about. My parents don’t even know that I’m a troll.” He continued: “There are a lot of misconceptions about trolls. That we drink the morning dew from buttercups. That is so not true! And we don’t bake cookies in trees.” He wrapped it up, saying: “I guess I should be grateful for being outed like this. I’m finally free. And to all you other trolls still living under the bridge, especially younger trolls, I’m here to tell you: It gets better. Not gay better. But sort of better.”