Lohan goes to the morgue

By Alexandra Heilbron on January 18, 2008 | 14 Comments

Lindsay Lohan is off to the morgue – as part of her DUI plea agreement. She’s fulfilled several requirements already, including rehab, community service and an 84-minute trip to jail. To make sure Lohan understands the often fatal outcome of drinking and driving, she has to spend two four-hour days at the morgue. Following that, she’ll spend two days in a hospital emergency room.

1. brian avery • January 18, 2008 @ 1:17 PM

   I would like to date u .

2. Anonymous • January 18, 2008 @ 1:30 PM

   Damn, and here I thought she was really dead!

3. Stephen • January 18, 2008 @ 3:31 PM

   Maybe she can visit her film career while she’s there.

4. Anonymous • January 18, 2008 @ 4:31 PM

   At least she seems to understand the conditions of her sentence, unlike the rest of the dimwit celebrities out there. I suppose we can hope she’s “enlightened” enough to not reoffend and can stay sober (from both drugs and alcohol) to get her life back on track.

5. Coop • January 18, 2008 @ 9:28 PM

   Sounds like the perfect reality show…

6. A Canadian • January 19, 2008 @ 12:16 PM

   who cares about Lindsay Lohan!??

7. Arnold • January 19, 2008 @ 4:29 PM

   Lindsay Lohan

8. Karen • January 19, 2008 @ 7:20 PM

   I thought the story was amusing. I am surprised she is actually going through with her community service. I figured she’d get herself out of it somehow, kind of like how Britney and not showing up for her hearings. Making up lame excuses for not being there. Very surprised she’s doing it at all indeed!

9. Anonymous • January 20, 2008 @ 12:08 PM

   I see dead people!!!!!

10. theoriginalme • January 20, 2008 @ 8:01 PM

    I think it’s a great idea, and I think they should sentence Brit to the same thing, and everyone else who drives dangerously. Bravo to the judge or whoever that thought up this punishment, and bravo to Lindsay for going through with it! I hope it makes a difference with Lindsay, if so, it just may save lives. I think all courts should adopt unique punishments like this!

11. Anonymous • January 22, 2008 @ 8:57 PM

    I sure hope this works. What do YOU think, Jeff? You know it all, please, enlighten us.

12. Anonymous • January 23, 2008 @ 12:29 AM

    Jeff just thinks he knows all. The truth is – Nancy knows all. Though recovering, she is omnipotent.

    Hey Nancy, still get better, huh???

13. Anonymous • January 24, 2008 @ 9:17 AM

    You rock, Nancy! And you suck, Jeff!

14. Anonymous • January 24, 2008 @ 9:18 AM

    Has Nancy been sick? I miss her quick wit.