Madonna’s visitation rules

By Paul on November 12, 2008 | 14 Comments


Guy Ritchie and MadonnaGuy Ritchie recently was reunited with his sons Rocco, 8, and David, 3, but with a list of visitation conditions attached. Ritchie hadn’t seen much of his two boys since his split became official from Madonna and everything looked like a happy reunion until the Material Girl sent her list of demands:

Madonna’s visitation rules



Comments & Discussion

  1. Jo-Anne. • November 12, 2008 @ 1:45 PM

    “is said to have issued”
    Who said? – Guy?

  2. Nancy • November 12, 2008 @ 2:07 PM

    Well, it was sent to Guy by email from Madge’s personal assistant….the heroic boys in blue could trace it if they cut their doughtnut shop visit short!

    Anyways, seems to me that Madge “introduced” the boys to A-Rod!! And the boys have been photographed while with her. As well, she cannot dictate to him what storybook he reads to the children….they can’t read newspapers or magazines, watch tv or dvd’s…just throw mommy’s book in their hands and brainwash the hell outta them!

  3. marvel man • November 12, 2008 @ 2:27 PM

    I hardly believe that all of this is true. I could see her trying to control they’re eating habits, the fact that she would rather not have the boys be introduced to Guys girlfriends, the paprazzi, and things that normal parents would like to shield from their children. But demanding the he only read them the books she wrote, at bedtime? No way. Not even Madonna is that vain. And the “kaballah-only water” rule? I really doubt it. I mean it’s so ridiculous! Either this is stuff is true and just too ridiculous to believe or some of has been fabricated in order to make Madonna look like a controlling freak.

  4. tributegirl • November 12, 2008 @ 4:05 PM

    Good Lord!!! I sure hope this is not true! If it is, then he needs to get custody of those children right away, because she’s an obvious nutball!

  5. Dave • November 12, 2008 @ 5:24 PM

    hmmmmm, and Madonna said the break up was because Guy’s emotionally retarded?

  6. Khristopher • November 12, 2008 @ 6:27 PM

    She is such a miserable human being. She does not deserve children.

  7. Whatever • November 12, 2008 @ 6:39 PM

    wtf?! anyone else praying guy ritchie gets custody? SOLE custody??!!

  8. Nancy • November 12, 2008 @ 7:47 PM

    I bet she makes them bathe in Kabbalah water too! 😛

  9. Demigod • November 13, 2008 @ 3:57 AM

    There’s one more rule to be added to that list..’Under no circumstances should they watch any of mommy’s performances prancing around in drag dry humping her backup dancers’.

  10. Mr.Karloff • November 13, 2008 @ 9:17 PM

    Wow yet another excellent reason to hate Madonna.If people would stop buying her terribly overrated crap maybe she’d dry up and disappear.I blame you.

  11. Jules • November 15, 2008 @ 4:07 AM

    Madonna’s a slut … have you seen the way she dresses on stage? Embarrassing for a woman her age … and yet with small children. Demigod hit the nail right on the head.

  12. shorty • November 15, 2008 @ 4:26 PM

    Holy crap this list is ridiculous do these kids have any fun?

  13. Nancy • November 15, 2008 @ 4:38 PM

    I don’t think they have any fun….what with mommy’s book stuck in their hands and her calling them “checking up” 24/7!! Now I know why the media and Madonna’s brother are reporting that Guy was so “miserable” throughout the last few years of their marriage and why he owns a bar. He probably couldn’t even have fun when she was gone away on tour. She probably kept a very tight leash on him then too!!

  14. tributegirl • November 16, 2008 @ 7:25 PM

    Yeah, the boys shouldn’t be photographed with Guy! Right! So she can then say he doesn’t spend any time with them! And poor old Grannie can’t even spend time with them! What a witch! I hope he takes her for all she’s got, and gets full custody!


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