Since most people are outraged by the Free Paris petition and the heiress’s belief that she’s not being treated fairly after breaking the law, Paris Hilton released the following statement through her attorney: “After reading the media’s coverage of my court hearing, I feel the need to correct what I believe are misperceptions about me. I absolutely realize how serious driving under the influence is. I could not live with myself if anyone was injured or killed while I was driving while impaired… I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation. No one is above the law. I surely am not. I do not expect to be treated better than anyone else who violated probation. However, my hope is that I will not be treated worse.” Anyone buying that?