Lynette Scavo – Desperate Housewives

There are so many reasons why this Desperate Housewife won’t be winning the Mother of the Year award. While she was a stay-at-home mom, she lied about her son having cancer after shaving his head when he got gum stuck in his hair so she could put him in day care when she went to yoga. When she went back to work full-time, it only made matters worse. How many mothers do you know have killed their child’s imaginary friend by running over its physical manifestation (an umbrella) with their car?