The Wicker Man

Oh, Nicolas Cage—no "worst of" list would be complete without you. One of the most quotable "best-worst" movies on the Internet, Neil LaBute's update of the classic, Christopher Lee-starring horror film is so laughably bad, it's almost good. The feature fails nearly universally across every category, from plot to script, from acting to direction and everything in between. Nicolas Cage, of course, steals the show, and plays the role as only he can: so absurdly and unbelievably over-the-top that one gets the nagging suspicion that he must have known what he was doing. Whether he's punching out random women while wearing a bear suit or wailing at the top of his lungs in all manner of inappropriate situations, this is one of the few truly terrible remakes that demands to be seen.  

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  1. Chris • August 27, 2016 @ 3:57 PM

    Who the heck wrote this article? It says “Gus Van Sant’s PSYCHO is fine” You gotta be kidding me! It might be the most terribly miscast film in Hollywood history! What a piece of junk!

  2. K. • August 27, 2016 @ 3:46 PM

    I have great affection for the original Clash of the Titans, but I actually prefer the remake (Just my opinion, folks.) I think the worst remakes are usually horror films: Psycho, The Wicker Man, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Evil Dead, Halloween, Dawn of the Dead. Those remakes were just dire.

  3. Balam • January 8, 2016 @ 2:35 PM

    Yes I’m afraid that new Clash of the Titans is far far worse than the original.

  4. uh.hellno • November 1, 2013 @ 6:24 PM

    New Clash of the titans is worse than the original? You must be out of your mind.

  5. tony • October 19, 2012 @ 10:38 PM

    unfortunatly i’ve seen most of these movies and the movie people should try for something better.

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