Oh, Nicolas Cage—no "worst of" list would be complete without you. One of the most quotable "best-worst" movies on the Internet, Neil LaBute's update of the classic, Christopher Lee-starring horror film is so laughably bad, it's almost good. The feature fails nearly universally across every category, from plot to script, from acting to direction and everything in between. Nicolas Cage, of course, steals the show, and plays the role as only he can: so absurdly and unbelievably over-the-top that one gets the nagging suspicion that he must have known what he was doing. Whether he's punching out random women while wearing a bear suit or wailing at the top of his lungs in all manner of inappropriate situations, this is one of the few truly terrible remakes that demands to be seen.