Ryan Gosling, who compared watching George Clooney work as a director on The Ides of March to “watching a unicorn being born every day” also has some unique ideas about his first employer. He told talk show host Conan O’Brien on Monday night: “I have a real love-hate thing going on with Disney… I don’t know if this is true or not, and I do not want to get sued by Disney. There is a belief that Disney has been breeding an army of cats. And they’re not just ordinary cats. They have a special set of skills. They’re like commando cats and they live in a barracks — a cat barracks, I don’t know what you call it — and they live on the outskirts of the park. And at night, when they close the park under the cover of darkness, these cats descend into the park and they eat all the mice. Which is what I love about Disney because they’re so weird and they think of everything… But what’s so messed up and why I hate them, is that the whole empire of Disney is built on the back of one mouse.” With an imagination like that, no wonder he’s such an amazing actor.