Two and a Half Men boss predicts Charlie Sheen death
By Alexandra Heilbron on February 17, 2011 | 11 Comments
Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre has predicted Charlie Sheen‘s death in a February 14th “Vanity Card” note on his Chuck Lorre Productions website. Although it doesn’t mention Sheen by name, it’s clearly about him:
He felt dead inside.
No matter how hard he partied, he could never escape that simple fact – inside, dead.
And that was his life. Running from a feeling. At least until he could run no more.
Exhausted, spent and beaten, when the end finally came, he welcomed it.
With life ebbing from his wasted body, he was suddenly swept up in a transcendent state of joy that was pure and complete.
Moments later he felt dead inside.
In another Vanity Card posted on the same day, Lorre wrote: I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I’ve had chest x–rays, cardio stress tests, EKG’s and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don’t drink. I don’t smoke. I don’t do drugs. I don’t have crazy, reckless sex with strangers. If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I’m gonna be really pissed.
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I don’t think he has to worry about Charlie Sheen outliving him. That guy’s already screwed up his health with drugs and his mind’s obviously a cess pool.
“I don��t drink. I don��t smoke. I don��t do drugs. I don��t have crazy, reckless sex with strangers. If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I��m gonna be really pissed.”
Yeah… because the world’s fair like that.
Like Andrea said, Sheen’s a walking cesspool. Infectious diseases go to his body to die.
The good die young to avoid corruption…the wicked live long for a chance at redemption.
Sheen has been pickling his body to avoid rot…he will live a long and tragic exsistence…if he did not change his habits for his children…what else is there that would be a better motivation? I went cold turkey when my wife was pregnant and have remained so for 26 years because… who wants their child to see that lifestyle? The guy is a rich, semi-talented loser. If not for his children then there is nothing for him. Another human tragedy. Horray for hollywood…
Interesting comments thus far! Yes, it’s true that he’s been wrecking his body, and if Alcoholism doesn’t kill him, probably AIDS will (he’ll pick up some desease like that from one of his “escorts”, most likely!) But, I feel sorry for him, as the fact that he’s not willing to fully change, at least for his kids; but it should be for Himself first! He was not a half bad actor before, but now he is “sliding” downhill in his career and personal life. I’m really discouraged about him–he needs to “GROW UP”!!Maybe if his Father kicked the S*#%t out of him, or threaten to disown him, he’d really take a good long look at himself, and then maybe he’d begin to change, but, who knows for sure?
Or maybe he is just having an awesome time – and I personally wouldn’t mind going home to a house full of porn stars my own self. I mean, really. Sounds awesome.
His father can’t disown him-Martin doesn’t earn enough for him to do so, and also doesn’t seem to live a lavish lifestyle that I’ve seen (unless I missed an issue of In Style that his house was featured in.) Charlie earns his own money most of the time, so unless he truly goes bankrupt, he’ll still be the same self-destruction-prone Charlie Sheen he’s always been.
Wow, you all must lead incredibly sheltered lives. I believe the last poster did miss an issue or two of In Style, not to mention the many other rags and tv bio-docs that he’s been featured in a lot these past few years. Years that put him probably at the highest paid point of his entire career. The amount of money he makes from just one episode of this latest sitcom, while ridiculously high to me, is still an astonishing amount for a half an hour program. Not only is he not sliding downhill in his career (google this shit!!) this is probably the least messed up he’s ever been in his life. I’m taking a guess that his latest extremely high profile, incredibly talented and wildly succesful wife/lover/live-in wouldn’t have given him a second glance let alone a chance if he was the depraved mess you think he is.get your head out of a tabloid (they make their money by printing whatever, wherever whyever without having to have proven it, seen it, witnessed it just as long as they can dream it)You also aren’t too familiar with the Sheen family at al if you say ridiculous things like if maybe his father kicked the shit out of him…once again, google this shit, go back about 20 years (that’s your hint!) I’m not quite sure how you figure aids comes from alcoholism…..wow, I wasn’t even going to touch that one because if you can’t even understand what you write………and of course the good ol diseased escorts. Oh, I really shouldn’t have bothered to try to explain any of this, but that is the oldest cliche that has never made sense. But I guess if you and your mother are living proof of it who am I to judge. Did you get that one? Since you are the proof….why do people who know nothing on a topic feel compelled to blurt their foolishness out. Please stop, you ar giving me a headache. While he may not be in the top 10 men I would chose to fashion a son after, there’s a lot more “famous” men that are closer to the cesspool you think he lives in. Pleae do some research, read up on some facts, not gossip, and I think you’ll find that he won’t be going bankrupt anytime soon. Must be the poor financial decisions made from the slum curb you think he lives on. I have a feeling his terrible career started years before any of you were born and there are many who started out after him who aren’t around. Yeah, that’s a horrible choice.
I made a comment about Chuck Lorre’s comment on one of the other articles I read on this site cause I happen to notice it on the most recent 2.5men I saw. I dislike that it quickly flashes on the screen because I happen to pause my PVR and read it and laughed. What a guy (Lorre). This isn’t even a thinly veiled comment on Chuck Sheen. I say run episodes with Rose and Alan and all the rest and leave Charlie out of it. Keep the rest of the cast and crew employed!!!
Sheen is a lost cause. Let’s all move on.
For 43 long years I worked hard,never drank,or smoked,or did drugs,and very little sex (just ask my ex).
Over the last ten years I’ve battled three MI’S,and now a stroke.I lost my job of 21 years but don’t qualify for a pension and have no income.Today I regret not living the life Charlie is lucky enough to live.Get what you can,when you can,because in the end you’ll get screwed anyways by the system.Morals,who needs them.No one.Just ask anyone in power anywhere.
The producer of the show should bar Charlie Sheen from coming back until he gets genuine help, such as rehab, which takes months or years to finally get sober.
Charlie has not fully accepted that he has a problem and it’s a joke that he thinks he’s ready to go back to work. He is seriously messed up and all those around him are suffering too, like HIS KIDS.
Grow up Charlie – stop living the playboy lifestyle. You are making a fool out of yourself and losing support from all those around u.
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