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Movies is alright. I wish some actors would have stayed in it longer... probably would have made the movie good.
Would LOVE to see Big Jim in a G.I. Joe movie, and they're going to need a new guy now that they've killed off the Channing Tatum character.
I hope they put Big Jim in the next one, that would be AWESOME!
The thinking man's action picture.
Typical The Rock movie. Good time killer, no real substance.
This movie was great but I thought they could have kept Channing alive. This kept me at the edge of my seat...go going all! LOVE ALWAYS JOANNIE :)
the part were they all rauch the nukes at ones is pure genious. this film was pure artwork made by one of the masters. easily the greatest film of all time..
this movie was okay, i would have liked it alot better if bruce willis was bending the rock over a table and thrusting his manhood in and out of his an*s.
The movie was trash, please don't waste your money on this film. The plot was terrible and the action was mediocre, Willis at his worst.
This and Scary Movie 5 are representative of modern filmmaking at its finest.
Crap! Brainless crap. Well-suited for the impaired of mind and persons with an IQ of 50 and lower.
Do not waist your money I felt like I was watching a power rangers cartoon The plot was poorly written and confuseing The 3d was hard on the eyes the hole movie was stuped I don't know how they got the rock and bruce willis ot even read the script let alone star in it!
I would give this a 3.5, but they don't give you this choice. Not bad, but I found it not a G.I. Joe movie, but a Rock and Bruce Willis action movie that happened to have Joe characters in it. Thank God thye didn't give up Snakeeyes
This movie was absolutely horrible. The only saving grace was the special effects and a few of the action scenes. The storyline is not remotely plausible - all countries launching their nuclear warheads at the same time, then self destructing them in mid flight. The script seemed like it was written by a teenager in a hurry to finish their homework so they could go out and smoke up some more. The acting was so cheesy and subpar (due to the poorly written script and ridiculous storyline). I would have giving the first GI Joe a 6/10. This second GI Joe gets a GENEROUS 2/10 from me.
It was good to pretty good. One reviewer said the movie in 3D almost ruined it for him. Me too!! I didn't like it in 3D. This type of movie is Not suited to Be in 3D at all!! Another reviewer said they didnt like Mr. Channing in it. Neither did I. How many movies has he been in the last few years?? WOW. I go to a movie if he's in it. BUT would you please hire someone else who needs a job, more than him!! Thank you.
The action was good, but the story was total crap. Didn't make any sense. A weak story line. No country in the world launches all it nuke at the same time and then destroy it as well. That was so immature.
Yes the movie has changed from the first one. But they continue of where they left from the first. What more do you want from this plot. If most of you guys enjoyed watching this movie that is great news. If some of you guys who didn't like this movie that is your opinion. I enjoyed watching this movie because it had action packed from the beginning to the end. There is nothing wrong with this movie, they add some new characters in this movie which was fine. I think roadblock team was better off with channing tatum character. The old cast from the first one, some of them didn't wanted to be in the second one.
Bruce Willis at his best!
Good movie, but a little dissapointed, it doesn't really follow with the first movie. In the first, they had an underground base with many Joe's, in the second they get killed from ground level and by saying all the joe's are gone? yea like that makes sense, the Director change the whole plot, Drake and the girl from the first should have been kept. Sometimes I wonder, I am not a movie writter but will think better then them, from a huge movie fan.
The first one was better, this one left me wanting more in terms of plot. The action was abundant but lack of plot left me unsatisfied.
Looks and sounds just like a video game! What else could you want from a movie?!
The thinking man's action picture.
Stupid Story line. Almost felt a sleep.
A kick-ass CGI adventure!
not worth the money, the whole movie felt kinda pointless. the girl in it was eye candy though. Better to wait for it on dvd.
An early contender for Best Picture of the year.
alot of action BUT not a movie I would watch twice
Decent movies with old school GI JOE Tanks
Movie good. I like lots. Pictures move. People talk. Action things. Go joe!
how a movie with this star power could be so lifeless and boring is quite amazing. start with no story, i guess. what a waste.
You can't kill off Duke! What the hell. And all of a sudden the Rock is the Star? Good movie but it just went from being GI Joe, to the Rock in an Action Movie. What a joke.
Great sequel, No Brainer must see for non stop action, The Snake Eyes Mountain Fight Scene in 3D was Epic, Amazing, Wow, Best Scene In entire Movie. And Adrianne Palicki (Lady Jaye) is Stunning First in Spandex black and blue Then The Red Dress, Beauty, Check this Movie out 4 Sure
This movie was very good. It had lots of action better then first. The first didn't lot of action. This one had a story to tell from the beginning to the end. It keeps you guessing. Who says that Channing Tatum character is too boyish he was the same character that was in the last one. Way to the gi.joe cast. I can't wait to see this movie again.
just a fun movie! dont compare this movie to character driven movies this one is all about explosions kicking but while still lokin' cool hehehe
It is a very good film. The action is non-stop. It is grittier than the first. roadblock is a great leader. I can see why Duke was written out of it.
Common sense was not used by the director. A Big plane landing on the roof ....and NOBODY hears it comming. And there is more like that in the movie. Would be good for DVD at home.
ITS NOT A GOOD MOVIE, THEY KILL OFF DUKE AT THE START. AND IT GETS WORST . STORMSHADOW HELPS THE JOE AFTER FINDING OUT THAT ZARTAN KILLED HIS MASTER 20 YEARS EARLYER TO TURN HIM EVIL, COME ON MAN ,please dont make another movie cause you cant get it right, 2 stars is being generous. have a nice day.
Keeps you guessing all the way!
Best movie ever the 3d effects were. Amazing I don't care. If Channing taum got killed off. The acting was good Go see. Gi joe retaliation
Nonstop action, that just seems to be the only thing that keeps it afloat! 3 out of 5
Holding the release back til now just to put in more Channing Tatum scenes? Honestly, he isn't necessary other than to link his character into the story more given that he was in the previous. Bruce, The Rock, and Byung-hun Lee (perfectly sculpted body and perfectly suited for the role) and the martial artist behind the mask of Snake Eyes were all more than enough to carry the movie. Tatum is still too boyish to pull off the rugged tough guy look and attitude. Beautiful fight scenes--just wished it wasn't slightly ruined by having been forced into watching the movie in the annoying 3D since Ultra AVX (assigned seatings) is only available in 3D for this movie.
just got back from seeing the opening screening.. LOTS of action. Predictable and was entertaining.. me and GF both rate it a 3-5 solid 3 out of 5 of course the end leads to a conclusion!
This movei was set to hit theatres June 29th of last yr (2012)....they pushed back the movie til this March (2013). I guess they pulled it back because of Avengers in May and New Spiderman in July, wouldn't have made money in box office. This 2nd trailer looks better than 1st and Tatum is actually in the begin and end...i rate is as 4 out of 5.
Seriously, the movie ruin the original series, cartoon is so much better. They should just stick to the theme. Seriously, if I could rate it at zero I will.
The new movie trailer for G.I. Joe looks the same to me. It still looks like Channing Taum gets killed off from the movie.
i generally hate it when people review before seeing the movie, but there is a serious problem when the release date is pushed back 9 months when **theatres haver already started selling tickets** just to add 3d, or as rumored, to change the script because of one actor's change in popularity.
Too cool....Tatum, the Rock and Bruce. Yo Joe!