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Current Rating: 3.64

Current Rating: 3.64

based on 311 votes and 90 reviews

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  • 4 stars Some people obviously didn´t get it is supposed to be cheesy B-movie. It is so bad it is actually good.
  • 4 stars Crazy, over-the-top movie which had Trump in it before Trump became a politician. :D
  • 1 stars cheesy
  • Very cheesy. Like they are trying to be serious?
  • 2 stars A bit too cheesy!
  • 5 stars This movie is ttwly aWesome! I enjoyed the gore, nudity and the violence in this movie. Although, some of the scenes from this movie reminded me of the Grindhouse! I did enjoy the movie, because it's a wild ride.
  • 5 stars awesome movie!
  • 2 stars While a bit over-the-top in it's violence and story, it was entertaining. A guilty pleasure.
  • 2 stars entertaining and brainless.....thus a good popcorn movie.
  • 2 stars very cheesy!!


Genre:  Action/Adventure
Running Time:  105 min.
Release Date: September 3, 2010
DVD: January 4, 2011

Current rating: Rating: 3.64
based on 311 votes and 90 reviews
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Cast: Danny Trejo, Steven Seagal, Michelle Rodriguez, Jeff Fahey, Cheech Marin, Lindsay Lohan, Don Johnson, Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro, Rose McGowan