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December 22, 2004
well, i enjoyed this movie. Lots of humour to the point where it makes fun of itself, and it`s obvious the cast had alot of fun making this movie. The story line is convoluted but just sit back and watch and all will be explained.
December 22, 2004
No Action, very boring... Ocean`s 11 much better! Very silly... I sure expected a whole lot more from a movie with so many stars! If you must see it, rent! Don`t waste your money on this one!
December 21, 2004
THIS MOVIE WAS NOT NEARLY AS GOOD AS THE FIRST ONE (JUST LIKE MOST SEQUELS). I THOUGHT IT STARTED OUT O.K. BUT JUST GOT MORE AND MORE CONFUSING AS IT WENT ON. THE ENDING DID NOT EXPLAIN ANYTHING. BIG STARS--VERY WEAK SCRIPT. SIMPLY A MONEY-MAKER...
December 21, 2004
Not even close to as good as Oceans 11. Poor story line. The incredible cast couldn`t even make this worth seeing.
December 21, 2004
If I would have paid to see this movie I would have been very upset.
December 21, 2004
Not as good as the first one because they were trying too hard with all the flash back scenes.
December 20, 2004
this money was a waste of my time and my hard earn cash!!! It was so bloody confusing and did not make sense.. it was 1 of those movies that was rush to make alot of money... 11 was a bit better, actually it was more than better...ppl out there if ur planning to watch this please don`t...i rather watch the discover channel talkin about ants then watch this!
December 20, 2004
This movie is bad for two reasons. One it is predictable, just think of a happy ending you would like and that is the result. Two, George has to be the worse actor ever. The guy can not act if his life depended on it. If he looked like the average guy, there is no way he would be in any movie. Save your money wait for the rental.
December 20, 2004
this movie was just as good as the first. Brad Pitt was really hot. IT WAS EXCELLENT. i am going to go see it again
December 20, 2004
Very cool !!!. Not so much exicted about the addition of Catherine Zeta-Jones, but otherwise brilliant. What a twisted and intelligent story, and of course who can ignore Brad Pitt AND George Clooney in one movie !!! Definitely worth a trip to the theatre.
December 20, 2004
This movie a waste of time which I will never get back. They seemed to have forced all the previous cast members parts into the movie. The story line was unstructured and the exact role of each actor in the movie was very vague. Do not waste your money on this “rent a flick”, at best, movie.
December 20, 2004
Like everyone else is saying; not as good as the first, but still an excellent movie.
December 20, 2004
its really the new 11
December 19, 2004
This movie was really long and some scenes were quite boring.
December 19, 2004
The movie was pretty good. As clever and funny as the first one but it was just a tad bit unrealistic. But pretty awesome all the same. Definately worth watching.
December 19, 2004
Waste of time, Ocean`s twelve lacked the genius of the first one. This movie pretty much explained the whole thing in one big "dance" sequence.
December 18, 2004
I loved this movie, Bradd Pitt was soooo hot!!! I loved it soo much i could watch it over and over again!
December 18, 2004
it was good and it really made you think about it!!
December 18, 2004
I absolutely HATED this movie! The first roxed my sox but this one just didnt cut it at all. Even if you`re in love with Brad Pitt, dont waste that $20 dollars on a ticket, popcorn, drink,etc... Here are a few things i disliked: -The whole plot -The very long length -The fact that i wasted $20 on this un-worthy movie. THANK YOU
December 18, 2004
Perhaps my expectations were too high before the movie. Overall, a weak and disconnected attempt at entertainment. A story which jumps back and forth and all over the map, never bringing all the pieces together. Big disappointment.
December 18, 2004
Horrible . . . boring and pointless. Nothing more than a showcase for self-absorbed actors.
December 18, 2004
The cast was great and the movie has quite a few funny moments but the story was just too confusing. With a lot of things going on at once it`s hard to keep track, but at the same time not a lot of things are going on anyway. Ocean`s 12 moves at a somewhat painfully slow pace, but manages to move along at some scenes. Though the movie does have a great cast and some funny moments occuring, 12 just didn`t deliver like Ocean`s 11 did.
December 18, 2004
Great actors but the plot couldn`t been any worse! I can`t believe that i actually spent money to watch this movie!
December 18, 2004
IT WAS GREAT! i loved it
December 17, 2004
The movie was great!!! It was confusing at one point but in the end everything made sense. I LOVED IT!!!
December 17, 2004
First one is much better! more hiest and thought, Oceans twelve is still pretty good in some ways, and for some reson i found it hard to follow. And there is going to be a "Oceans thirteen" coming out in 2005 or 2006
December 17, 2004
The movie was very long, and quite dumb. The entire film was a lie explaining what really happened in 30 seconds
December 17, 2004
This movie was terrible and a quick way for the "stars" to make a quick dollar and me to lose some hard earned dollars. They should be ashamed of themselves and beg forgiveness
December 17, 2004
Not bad, Just too long.
December 16, 2004
This movie should be in stupid dull comedy catagory. It`s not a heist movie. Good acting but a terrible plot. Overall the first one is much better.
December 16, 2004
Different Style than Ocean`s Eleven, but still a great achievement by Steven Sodeberg (Director). Very funny and amusing film, with a great Soundtrack, just like the first movie. Go see it!
December 16, 2004
Wow, my wife and I got to see the movie for free and we still didn`t think it was worth it! Somebody below said it best.....it`s just a bunch of famous actors getting together and taking our money (well, your money). If you haven`t seen it yet, wait for it to come out on DVD, it`s not worth the theatre trip.
December 15, 2004
Ocean`s Twelve was good in some ways. It was smart and put you at the edge of your seat. However the ending was very confusing. The camera job was terrible in some scenes, and the plot was not the best. I liked how they based the story line on the previous movie Ocean`s Eleven. I can`t wait to see if there will be a trird installment!
December 15, 2004
I think its a great movie, it was worth it, had all, humor, fun, and some creativity. ppl here come try to make themselves smart, and yuo can tell from their unfair complements, I mean in the end they did something, they Made a movie and they worked hard for it, and you gave them the money in the end so might as well have a positive attitude instead. Fox just look out side the box.
December 14, 2004
Awful movie, no storyline. Bunch of famous actors, getting together and trying to steal our money.
December 14, 2004
Writing in caps is unnecessary. And Ocean`s Twelve was Tess (Julia Roberts).
December 14, 2004
Oceans 12 was a very funny and intelligent film. It was an excellent follow up to the first. The humour in the movie was smart and witty, so if your not a total idiot go see this movie! If your a little slow, save your money.
December 13, 2004
I don`t ever recall forcing myself to stay in a movie theater this long, watching a such boring movie, in the hope that there would be some kind of action. Totally disapointed. I saw people walk out of the movie theater at the movie premiere! Man that`s gotta be a heck of a bad movie... my rating : 2/10
December 13, 2004
the story was just as good as the first one but this one was so funny!!!! I love these characters together, it`s like they aren`t even acting!!!!!!
December 13, 2004
THE IDEA WAS APPROPRIATE, BUT THE 20 MIN INTRO OF EACH CHARACTER WAS UNESESARY AND THE HOOK WAS NOT TILL OCEANS ELEVEN CAME TOGETHER TO GET THE MONEY BACK BUT STILL THE GOAL WAS UNCLEAR. I DID ENJOY THE PLANNING AND GENIOUS IDEA AND THE UNIQUE INTELLIGENT WAYS THE CHARACTERS ROBBED EACH TERRITORY. AGAIN THE JULIA ROBERTS JOKE WAS STUPID AND MADE NO SENSE AND THE MOVIE WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER WITH OUT IT.IN ALL I WAS NOT FULLY SATISFIED I DID ENJOY MOST OF THE FILM BUT WHO IS OCEAN 12?
December 13, 2004
in response to who said we`re not critics: its our freedom of expression. some of us, like myself have actually written reviews before and we have the right to say as we please. in that i wanna say this is an excellent film, one of the best of 2004! a must see for fans of incredible filmmaking. there you go bud. what you gonna do about it?
December 13, 2004
What a total bore. There was only one reason these actors made this movie. Some of it was filmed at Lake Como (Clooney`s summer "camp") One thing with the mixed reviews. There was such an extreme from those who loved it and hated it to tell me to stay away. I will definitely take my time on a new release so I can decide what the majority of the viewers are saying.
December 13, 2004
This is my first time on this site. Great idea for moviegoers. I absolutely loved Ocean`s 11 so I was expecting so much more for 12. It was probably one of the worst movies I`ve seen in many years. I base this comment on the wealth of actors who could`ve made it a spectacular movie. Instead, they seemed bored, lost, and eager to say some interesting dialogue. Catherine Zeta-Jones did nothing outstanding and Julia Roberts (without makeup) was part of a totally inane series of scenes near the end that was totally messed up and self-serving. I`m sorry I wasted the price of admission and popcorn for my whole family who thought we were in f
December 13, 2004
I hate it when people try to sound like movie critics..."Twelve Stars", "Most fun you`ll have at the movies this year" YOU`RE NOT A MOVIE CRITIC....GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEADS!!! The movie: it was good, not better than the first one, but still good. <-- That`s all you have to say.
December 13, 2004
Great dialogue and plot twists, but the pace was slightly slower than the first. The lack of Vegas made it a bit less exciting (who doesn`t want to see Vegas get taken?), but seeing the characters bicker, banter and bond was like seeing old friends you wish you could see more often. Recommend it, but a bit stretched out. Needs some re-editing.
December 13, 2004
what a waste of time & money!!
December 13, 2004
Terrible movie. Very hard to follow.
December 13, 2004
Smarter than the first movie. With carry over humour. Fans of the first one should enjoy it, if they`re smart.
December 13, 2004
One word "FLUFF" What were they thinking when they made this movie? This is exactly the type of movie that give sequels a bad rap. I was looking forward to a good heist caper with lots of clever gadgets and plot twists. What I got was 2 hours of lead up to nothing. I mean nothing. No robbery, no heist just nothing. The stellar cast with their experience should be ashamed of themselves. It looked like a bunch of 1st timer actors in the directors 1st film.
December 12, 2004
To be honest, I thought it was much better than the first one, I hope they`d make a third instalment.