The Men Who Stare at Goats
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Based on 244 votes and 72 reviews
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My son and I liked the movie love the actors very funny
very disappointing!!!! With all that talent in the movie, I expected something far more entertaining - that didn't happen.
Who thought this nonsense up???? Terrible
I must have missed something, for the list of stars it was the worst picture i ever saw. It was garbage.
Improbably entertaining! Everything you've heard is true!
I must have stared too long. I felt like those goats that keeled over and died. It happened to me right at the beginning and again just before the credits. 1*
An intelligent perspective as man as an island. Interestingly funny and witty.
strange, weird, a bit funny....actaully, not very good
A strangely funny movie that does not fall to the stupid funny used a LOT nowadays in comedy movies.
Not the greatest
Left me staring at my navel - not worth the trip to th theatre.
The worst movie I have seen.
worst movie of all time
a lot of people left after 40 minutes, the rest were sleeping. I was texting the whole time. Just couldn't listen to the crappy lines. Very disappointed. Not worth the time nor the money
Can't understand how you can have so many class actors and have a movie that just doesn't work. Confusing,was lost and just didn't make any sense. We paid $1 to see film and even this was too much. Really disappointed in acting and their roles. Glad our next showing, Amelia wiped out some bad taste left over from the first movie! I'm still frustrated because of the big names that drew us. Actually, the goats had the best part and should be the Oscar winner! yup... Silence of the Goats!
If you are just expecting something funny, you might be disappointed after watching it. But if you could think from an anti-war perspective and discover the meaning behind each scene , this is definitely the best sarcastic movie of the year.
I would recommend flushing $20 down the toilet and watch it go around and around as it goes down instead of watching this crappy movie. What a complete waste of time/absolute garbage....shame on the actors who pimped themselves to work/get paid for this
High Camp. Think new age meets U.S. army top generals meets Timothy Leary. Very different and rather strange. Not your usual moving going experience - so I guess there's merit there.
Absolutely idiotic and boring (trailer was composed of all the funny parts in the movie) ... one of the worst movies of the year.
Very good film, but not for everyone. If you like absurd...go. Well put together.
It was a really well done movie. Continuously funny and was really well acted.
An average movie, some parts are funny and the ending is kind of strange. However, I am really surprised to hear that this movie is actually being considered to be an Oscar nominee for the year!
fantastic film, as long as your not a common dolt.
I wish I had read these reviews before seeing the movie. I could have saved myself the money and a couple of hours I'll never get back. Best part of it was the popcorn. The movie itself was horrible, idiotic. How in the world did these actors convince themselves to work on this piece of garbage.
Had some funny parts, draggy in bits. Overall just average
I fell asleep at this movie and when I awoke and saw how boring it was , we walked out. It was awful. I don't think any one would go if it wasn't for Clooney and it was a terrible movie.
Boring. I expected a lot more from a movie with an all star cast.
Very slow, most of the good parts are in the trailers.
Its awesomely awesome. Great job. Awesomely awesome.
Totally lame! This boring piece of crap should go straight to rental oblivion. I almost walked out but stayed to the end cuz I have been naughty lately and I deserved a little punishnment. Save your money.
Great movie! The whole cast (including Goat) was wonderful in this movie.
Horrible movie. can't believe I wasted my time with this one. Nothing more than an extended LSD flashback to the 60's flower power era with delusional and paranoid undertones. I kept waiting for the funny parts and for the film to make a point. Any point. It never did. Don't even wait for the DVD
by far a movie that is one. with the cast it could have been more, the laff is on us Mr. Clooney
If you got your kicks on Route 66, you'll feel your oats on Goats.
Wonderfully zany and probably true!
Very funny send up of secret (of which there are many) military projects. Echoes of Catch-22 and Slaughterhouse 5. McGregor, Clooney, Bridges and Spacey each turns in an hilarious performance. If you adore God and Country, stay at home.
Aww... I expected more. The preview was so awesome but it the movie was totally lacking. :(
Good thing I went on "half-price night".... I would have been really disappointed if I had paid full price. I thought it was a terrible movie.
A few funny moments, but on the whole not very entertaining. Wait until the DVD comes out and rent it.
This movie "SUCKS"...worst movie I've ever seen.
A funny look at how kooky the military establishment can be. It helps to have lived through the New Age nonsense of the '70s and '80s. It is scary to think about what goes on that we don't know about.
Aweful!!SOOOO BORING!! what a waste of time and money! Who lost a bet and was forced to release this piece of crap? A grade-schooler could have made something more engaging. People were falling asleep in the almost empty theater!
I fell asleep during it, nuff said
The worst movie i've seen in years. Borrrrrrrring, why did they waste money making this movie and why did i waste my money watching it. With this cast i thought it would have been good. Wronnnnnnnng!!!!
Just read the reviews after seeing the movie last night and while being over 60 I must side with the -this is one dumb movie. It does have some funny situations but what a waste of time, talent and money on both sides of the screen.
Awful movie. Very boring, put me to sleep!