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User review rating: 1 April 24, 2023

The most pointless, boring crap I've ever seen. How this got made it unfathomable, but the fact that a lot of critics liked it really make me wonder how much drugs movie critics are on. I only gave it one star because it doesn't allow me to rate negative stars.

User review rating: 1 April 18, 2023

In the old days, we would have taken this marvelous movie/dvd/cd out to the back yard, and with joy and anticipation, dug a big hole, squatted over it, taken turns peeing and taking a dump in in the hole, then used a hammer to destroy the casing, the DVD, everything and then danced around the hole as a tribute to the gods of horror and stupid writing and filled the hole back in, then pouring concrete over it to make sure the evil residue of this horrible entity never ever rises from the smelly grave.

User review rating: 1 March 10, 2023

So...apparently this movie is witty and original. That's how it is marketed anyway. is neither of those things. It's a commentary on how rich people are not so nice and don't understand the problems of poor people. And???? That is not a revelation. Woody Harrelson makes a token appearance because this movie needed a star. Prolonged vomit and poop scenes are oscar worthy? Very disappointing.

User review rating: 1 March 09, 2023

I kept watching this pile of excrement with horror, and I love to laugh and jeer at horrible acting, terrible directing and laughable dialogue. Get a bag of popcorn, have some friends over and all vote on one of the worst movies of all time, and see if this one gets all the votes.

User review rating: 5 February 17, 2023

Ah I love a movie not made to formula. This is exceptional. Asks you to question the absurdity of money as a sign of human value. Black comedy in the European tradition (but not European). The actors - few known to me except for the brilliant Woody Harelson - are all excellent. A genuinely exceptional film. My new favorite!

User review rating: 1 February 16, 2023

Couldn't wait to leave. A total waste of time and money. Enjoyed the cold hot dog from the concession more than the movie.

User review rating: 1 February 15, 2023

Blindingly bad. Part of the long list of horrible movies put out in the last 3 years.

User review rating: 1 February 15, 2023

Just wasted two & a half hours of my life. Nothing revealed in this movie that hasn’t been said before. Way too looooong.

User review rating: 1 February 05, 2023

Hoping for better, we did not like it.

User review rating: 5 December 01, 2022

I loved this movie! I have been thinking about it since viewing it, definitely a sign of a good movie. It was very sad Charlbi Dean passed away, the movie would have made her career, turning her into a big star!

User review rating: 5 November 10, 2022

If you're dumb as a puddle of urine you will find this movie confusing and give it one star. If not you will enjoy a film that is genuinely a roller coaster and is truly unique.

User review rating: 5 November 04, 2022

This was one of the best movies I have seen in a very long time. You will NOT enjoy this movie if you prefer a tidy Hollywood-type movie (which I appreciate, too). Go see this if you want to see a laugh-out-loud satire of privilege. It will make you think and it is the kind of movie you could watch more than once. The writing, acting and directing are all amazing! Like a lot of meaningful art, it is a movie that you will either love or hate! I will definitely see it again!

User review rating: 1 November 04, 2022

I walked out. So much junk, poorly written movie. unnecessary and wrong messages, if there was message. One star is too much. Good actors but bad horrible movie.

User review rating: 1 November 03, 2022

It seems like they deliberately tried to ruin every chance to make this film interesting.

User review rating: 5 October 31, 2022

That movie is made for questioning yourself of the place money takes in our life. It is indeed not a fast-food movie where everything is precooked for you, i.e there is no endings. The true is it does not matter which ending you make up in your mind. Do not go see that movie if you just like to turn your brain off during a movie. Otherwise you will love it.

User review rating: 1 October 27, 2022

One of the worst movies I've ever seen. Doesn't flow, it's like three separate movies but with some of the same people, nothing makes sense and then there's not even an ending.

User review rating: 1 October 27, 2022

the person who said it is a "masterpiece" must be a relative

User review rating: 1 October 27, 2022

terrible, terrible, terrible. If I could give it one "zero" I would

User review rating: 5 October 26, 2022

A masterpiece. A commentary on beauty, wealth and power. Brilliant!

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