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This movie was a good example how action packed cinematic displays should be. Yes the acting could have used some improvement, however if you walk into an action movie expecting writing by people such as Tolstoy or Faulkner then you went to the wrong theatre. My advice is to sit back and enjoy the ride and use it as an escape to hard thinking that most of us do during the day.
I cannot believe how high the ratings are on this movie. It was pathetic.
amazing movie. funny parts also that lighten the mood.
DISGRACEFUL TO WOMEN. Now how are guys supposed to respect women after movies like this? APALLING.
Pretty much what a movie about `adrenaline` is supposed to be. Lots of funny parts. A couple scenes were hilarious! Would of like to see more fighting from Jason Statham, but otherwise he was entertaining. To also save you from looking it up later, the the character Kaylo is indeed Pedro (Elfren Ramirez) from Napoleon Dynomite. It was bothering me the whole movie.
This movie was offensive. The Transporter rocks, this sucked. Crank was a mindless ultra violent movie made strictly for men.
Sick Movie, go see it
I want my money back...
Don`t let the 88 minutes long movie fool you. This is an action-pack, adrenaline pumping, non-stop 88 minutes action movie you will ever see.
very different action film. the story line is somewhat clever. the main actor is convincible. the villian is pretty good too. i recommend the guys check it out. it s like watching a violent football game on sunday of a rough and tough hockey game on saturday.
Easily a movie movie I could have walked out on in the first 10 minutes; but I stayed with it and was rewarded with a good (and very different) action movie. Despite the gore, nudity and general depravity of the subject matter being dealt with, it was non stop action and, at times, laugh out loud funny. Not for the faint of heart and definitely more of a "guy" movie. 2 thumbs up! R.A.N.
Better than T2
This Actor should be the next James Bond! from Transporter to the Crank, he his that good ! action, fights, sex, and comedy all fits together :)
Makes up for Transporter 2 and London...Jason S is back on track, doing what he does very well indeed. Visually a lot like Tony Scotts "Domino"...frenetic, fast-paced and funny at moments, a fun "guys" action film for sure...see it with a buddy.
This is one of the worst action movies I`ve ever seen. It`s right up there with other clunkers like "Ballistic: Ecks VS Sever" & "Ultraviolet". I walked in the theatre expecting "Transporter 3" but all I got was "88 minutes of my life I`ll never see again", I feel so cheated. I like Jason Statham but he must of read the script for this piece of crap with his eyes closed. The script is ridiculous, the dialogue is stupid and the acting is the worst, especially Amy Smart!! Save your time & money! AVOID THIS MOVIE AT ALL COSTS!!!! -Luc
utterly outstanding....stylistically original, action-packed and hilarious...it may not be an Oscar contender, but for people who go to movies to be ENTERTAINED and have some escapist FUN, it definitely fits the bill...as for the language and violence, the guy is a member of the criminal underworld going on a revenge spree before his death; what were you expecting? shakespearean dialogue and tickle fights?
Not your average action movie cause this one is hilarious, not jacky chan playschool funny~ Yes, it has violence, profanity, adult contents, blah blah blah~ but it`s entertainment and that is why you went to the theatres in the first place, right?
It was pretty good, I liked how the movie didn`t have to start with a prelude or whatever, just go straight to the action. Plus the action was pretty good and even funny at some parts, I say watch it.
This movie stinks! It tries to be "cool" by using profanity every other word. It`s not cool and it`s definietly not entertaining. I left half way through.
This movie was GREAT! It kept you entertained all the way from beginning to end, and it was HILARIOUS at the same time. If you like action movies, go and see this movie!
Too much sex and not enough of the fighting scenes you would expect
Entertaining from start to finish
this movie is horrible, save your money, its just plain bad, bad is even to nice of a word it was s@#t.
DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE!!!! It`s the worst movie i`ve ever seen....do not waste your $$$! It`s extremely offensive, pronographic, vulgar, the plot is non-existant and the acting is crap.
this movie was amazing. this is for every guy out there that wishes he was in heists and all. this movie does what every man ever wanted to do compounded into 2 or 3 hours. dudes, this is the craziest movie you will ever see. sort of along the lines of fight club, but its my new favourite movie now.
funny, action-packed and worth admission. go see it.
Lots of action
worth seeing, not out of this world, but humerous and enjoyable
Crank was great movie.. it was really different than most action movies. first of all, it was really really funny. second of all, i loved the way they filmed it. to be honest, it was well worth my 11 dollars, and i would highly recommend this movie to everyone. Besides, who doesnt want to see Jason Statham for 2 hours?
THIS MOVIE WAS CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYY............non-stop action........fromg begining till ENd..........all off Jason Statham`s movies are good pure action
Any movie with Jason in it is worth buying so you can watch it over and over again.He keeps better and sexier in every movie he does. Yum.
Funny and fast-paced!
Adrenlin thrill ride that doesn`t take itself too seriously.
VERY ENTERTAINING!!!!
I don`t think I`ve ever heard so much swearing, blatent nudity and drug use in a 14a movie in my life. Even rated R movies are more tame than this one. My wife and I walked out after 20 minutes... It was that obscene. Too bad though, because Jason Stathom is a good actor, and usually does good movies.
Lot`s of great-fantastic action.
jason statham is the action hero of this generation.
FUNNIEST ACTION MOVIE I`VE SEEN!!!! SO JOKES!!! Some parts were rlly stupid and it didn`t make sense that much but the only point of this movie is to entertain, which it does.
I want my MONEY BAAAAAAAACK :M
funny and some great action. i like the way it was presented. check it out
It was an awesome movie. Action and funny too. Great combination with an original story idea.
weird but cool style. awesome acting. interesting, entertaining, and funny as hell!
Good Movie !!!! If you want action you`ll get it with Crank!!!
Great action movie. A great what if film.
CRANK IS THE BEST ACTION FILM IN A DECADE!!! THIS FILM WILL KEEP YOU ON THE EDGE OF YOUR SEAT, THROUGHOUT!!! YOU FEEL ADRENALINE & POWER!!! THIS FILM IS INCREDIBLE!!!
Non stop adrenlin, no joke!
Had really sweet action sequences, as well as pretty decent acting. Definetly worth the cost of a theatre sreening.
this movie is non stop action, better than the Transporter features! You can`t miss this if you want a total good night out! See it on Screen too, as some of the jump cuts and the killer ending are best on the 50 foot screen!
AMAZING MOVIE!GREAT ACTION.Brianbebee
best action MOVIE EVER ~