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Worst Superhero EVER.. An hour in I wanted it to end so I could go home. WAaaaay to long. Let hope there's not a part 2 but I can't see anyone wanin to see it. As for the action you wait forever for it and it wasn't that great. Bottom line don't spend your money on this trash. P.S. I wasn't crazy of DR. M walking around with his Johnson hanging. If I could give no Stars thats what I'd give it
Well I never thought that it would come down to this, I went to see this movie simply because it was getting such great reviews here however I was so discusted by the lack of adventure, and action that I literally almost fell asleep. I am glad I didn't though because then it turned into a low cost porn film that you can watch for free on Friday nights at home, to much penises and breasts and bodies grinding for this not so old boy that I got up walked out and got my money back waisted enough time and money. Save your money and sit at home and watch the minute hand on the clock instead it maybe more interesting.
It was extremely long..
WORST MOVIE EVER! There was no plot, they stuck in a bunch of nudity just for the heck of it, and nothing made sense. I want those 3 hours back
i walked into the theaters wanting to see this movie but knowing nothing about it i did not however read the graphic novel but i was blown away this is my favorite movie of 2009 please read this and ignore the people who say it was slow i myself stayed up and edge of my seat not wanting it to end despite how long it was i am going to buy it i highly recommend it. it has everything you want from a movie i need to see it again tho i was speechless about how good it was
Just terrible. YOu think it might just get better but it doesn't. From everyones comments at the end everyone wanted to get up and walk out on the movie half way though.
Just horrible. There's nothing good to say about the movie. It was to long, very hard to pay attention to the plot because it was so boring. 2 or 3 good fight scenes but that barely covers 10 minutes in a sad attempt at a long boring movie.
Amazing how well they kept to the novel really a great film a wee bit long as I needed the washroom for the last twenty minutes but it was worth the discomfort
This is not your typical superhero movie, and It wasn't your typical comic book. People who rave about how terrible the male nudity is don't understand the character. If you don't have the perception to think above the level of your average "OH HAHA ADAM SANDLER IS JUST THE BEE'S KNEE'S!" movie goer, Don't watch it. Anyone looking for an amazing story, please, get your tickets to watchmen, ASAP.
If you have the attention-span of a fruit fly please avoid. This movie, like the graphic novel, deals with the realism of the superhero and the human condition. It's bold and brutal, swift is some parts and slow in others. This movie expects its audience to be intelligent and isn't afraid to be an intellectual investment. Not at all like Dark Knight, not as easy.
Just horrible !!!
The Worst MOVIE EVER !!!!!!!!!!! Waste of money & my time. Minus 5 Stars...
disappointing bore
all i could say is WAIT FOR THE DVD!!!
nothing like the comic, dont waste your money cuz i did!!!
I watched it in IMAX, wow waste of $15 and time, just waitting to watch it like come on...
Watch out men and women, your about to watch a horrible movie of a life time....be ready!!
2hrs 40mins of nonsence...dont watch it!
I never knew this movie would turn out to be a flop like this...
wow horrible, how did they make the trailer so good!! dont watch it...
please save your money and time...wait for the dvd, even then...
A fine movie if you happen to come in late. Character developement is one thing but two hours of it?!!! The last hour of the 3 wasnt worth the wait. Disapointing.
Far better than I was hoping for - and I read the comics as they came out back in the 89's,
This movie should not be called The Watchman, it should be called Watch Out! (this movie sucks)
Went in expecting a good x-men or batman like movie. This one was long, drawn-out, and boring at times. Didn't think it was as fast-paced as other reviews. You might have to have read the comic to appreciate the character development, because I didn't fully appreciate long stories about retired superheroes.
WORST MOVIE OF MY LIFE, sooo boring! I wanted to walk out after 20 minutes and I have never felt like that before.
Amazing. None of my friends liked it but this could definitely be my top 3 favourite movies. Cinematography was genius. Graphics spectacular. Directing was flawless. Cast could not have been better... Just... Genius.
I thought the movie was great! Great action, a little slow at times but i liked it. But for some reason a lot of people seem offended, especially the men with the male nudity. Seriously we have to put up with female nudity all the time it's about time we see some Male nudity.
Long ass movie, and a little to much jumpin back and forth from the past to the present got lost for a bit.
Very different... very gitty... very entertaining. Not for the faint of heart. Incrediable visuals, story, action... will make you think... worth seeing on the bigscreen.
If you're into full frontal male nudity then you'll LOVE this movie!!! Bad movie, bad characters, bad plot, totally dark and bordered on porn.
found it too long, drawn out and an uncomfortable theatre watch at close to 3hrs
AMAZING MOVIE. Stuck very close to the Novel, and when it strayed, the movie version worked too. Comedian portrayal was PERFECT.
very good movie if you like action this movie is for you
Great movie. True to the comic.
a good movie but a little strange but thats probly because iv'e never read the comic
3 freaking hours. My god was this long and drawn out. I love sci-fi action type movies and this one made me want to leave in the first 5 minutes. Very disappointed. But Im sure it would appeal to some.
I liked the movie especially the action scenes. But the movie was 20 minutes to long and was a bit sloppey on the cgi.
waste movieeeee... soo dammmnnn boringggg
I enjoyed it, but was humbled by it's greater mind. It is slow at times, but in the overall of the film, backstories seemed warranted. There's a lot more here then violence and nudity. those who thought it was stupid missed the complex mirror it shone back at us.
good but nothing close what some of the reviews. 3/5
The worst, most pretentious film I've ever seen. I never recall ever feeling like I wanted to walk out on a film but this one I did.
DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME OR YOUR MONEY ... I have officially lost 3 hours of my life that I will NEVER get back. Was offended by the full frontal male nudity, soft porn and graphic violence. Definately not on par with Dark Knight, X-Men or any other graphic novel I've ever read or movie adaption that I've ever seen. DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY!!!
This was the stupidest movie I have ever seen in my life. I'd rather stab myself in the eye with a pen than sit through this movie again ... consider yourself warned - it is soft porn, no plot and bad acting. We left in the last third of the movie because I wanted to regain at least a portion of the time of my life that I'd lost sitting there.
Great movie, but just a little too long. Then again, I'd rather it be too long than shorter and miss out on key plotlines.
This movie was so good...the story is good...but let me tell you it's not the typical superheroes movie.
totally a waste of my time.. sould have my money back
What a horrible movie. I am stunned at all these good reviews!! How is it that such intense violence, cruelity and nudity is such a high for some people? Also, way too long- and boring. Didn't compare to Batman. Don't throw away your money, or worse, your brain cells.
Great movie, cool cinematography but very similar to 300. I was entertained. A little to much blue dicks though, we got the point the first time. We didn't need to see it in every second scene.
great film