Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony personal ad

By Alexandra Heilbron on April 15, 2009 | 7 Comments

Lindsay Lohan has done a spoof eHarmony personal ad for funnyordie.com, in which she makes fun of her public persona, describing herself as “a workaholic, a shopaholic and according to the state of California, an alcoholic, as well as a threat to all security guards, if they work at hotels.” She also states she’s looking for a mate “who doesn’t have family members quick to issue restraining orders,” an obvious dig at Samantha Ronson. What do you think? Funny? Or embarrassing?

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1. Nancy • April 15, 2009 @ 9:49 AM

   So this is what it’s come down to for her to make money? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

2. Stephen • April 15, 2009 @ 11:16 AM

   Most people don’t take Lindsay seriously… it’s nice to see that Lindsay, herself, has finally come onboard.

   What’s next for our favourite redhead?

3. sparklingwall • April 15, 2009 @ 5:23 PM

   I’m not necessarily a fan of hers, but I think this is awesome. She’s able to make jokes of all the shit going on in her life. It’s telling everyone that they can keep up the gossip on her life, make crazy stories, whatever, and she’s still alive and okay. Good job Lindsay 🙂

4. sheldon • April 15, 2009 @ 6:17 PM

   haha so funny, awesome.

5. ke • April 16, 2009 @ 12:34 AM

   yeah, funny. i didn’t laugh out loud but it made me snicker, giggle or whatever you wanna call it. she looks thin though.

   and i can’t ever completely hate her all because of parent trap. i loved that movie when i was young and yes, i still do!

6. Jo-Anne • April 16, 2009 @ 12:04 PM

   I think she did a great job on this! Very witty…

7. mandee • April 16, 2009 @ 12:36 PM

   at least she can keep her sense of humor, no matter what happens. i really liked it.