Mills dumps water on McCartney’s lawyer

By Alexandra Heilbron on March 18, 2008 | 18 Comments

Heather Mills, 40, has received $33 million cash with assets worth $15.6 million in her divorce settlement from former Beatle Paul McCartney, 65, on Monday. The two were married four years and have a daughter together. Mills originally asked for $250 million, but the judged called her demand “unreasonable, indeed exorbitant.” Inside the court, witnesses say that when the hearing was over, Mills walked over to McCartney’s lawyer, Fiona Shackleton, and calmly dumped a glass of water over her head. Mills explained herself to reporters outside the court, “Fiona Shackleton has very sadly handled this case in the worst manner you can ever, ever imagine. She has called me many, many many names before even meeting me when I was in a wheelchair.” However, Mills professed to be pleased with the settlement, telling reporters: “I am very, very, very happy. I was always going to get between $40 and $60 million, but Sir Paul was offering much less than that. The judge said Paul was only worth $800 million, but everyone has known he has been worth $1.6 billion for the last 15 years.” She went on to slam her former husband further, saying: “I wanted to keep it private but he wanted it made public — he always wants to look like he’s generous Sir Paul.”

1. Adam • March 18, 2008 @ 1:59 PM

   Greedy Bisnach!!

2. Robert Dooley two you • March 18, 2008 @ 2:05 PM

   Wot a Bisnach?

3. Too true • March 18, 2008 @ 2:17 PM

   I guess he means Bi-Snatch?

4. Anonymous • March 18, 2008 @ 2:32 PM

   she’s a gold digger, she aint messin with no broke ______.
   pre nup anyone?

5. Nancy • March 18, 2008 @ 3:03 PM

   Better to be a gold digger than a dumb *ss…..Sir Paul was the one who said he trusted her and did not need a “pre-nup” just before they got married…..when his friends and family were warning him to make sure to get a pre-nup!!! So, I wonder if his love will be so blind next time?

   Oh, my!! Another scandal!! LOL

6. roflmao • March 18, 2008 @ 6:26 PM

   ….
   I LOVE PAUL!
   go beatles!
   ….

7. Anonymous • March 18, 2008 @ 8:43 PM

   Hey Paul.. was that work $50m… as the NY Gov!

8. Anonymous • March 18, 2008 @ 11:42 PM

   Macca’s lawyer should sue Mills for unwarranted waterboarding.

9. Nancy • March 18, 2008 @ 11:45 PM

   She should have taken off her leg and beat the lawyer over the head with it!!

10. Honest Phil • March 19, 2008 @ 12:09 AM

    “The judge said Paul was only worth $800 million, but everyone has known he has been worth $1.6 billion for the last 15 years.��

    Curious that she should know that, since she claims she hadn’t heard of The Beatles until AFTER she and Paul began dating…

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12. Rickola • March 19, 2008 @ 2:36 AM

    Thank God it’s over and Sir Paul can get on with his life! Thank the almighty we don’t gotta listen to that whiny, snivelling Mills anymore! It made me sick everytime she got on the tube and cried-what was it “he beat me, he abused me, he hid my leg once in awhile so I couldn’t get away!!!!”

    Okay, I made up the part about her proboscis, umm propylactic errr prothesis but Mills is still a skank biotch ho as you all know.

    Sheesh, 33 million and an extra 15 in assets etc.? What will she ever do with so little financial security? So, putting up with this twit cost Paul approx. 12 million per year. In a perfect world his previous wife (and a fantastic one at that) Linda would still be alive and this hag Mills would have maried the old geezer that Anna Nicole leeched onto and tried getting all his dough too.

    A few weeks will go by and this will all quiet down and then the world will be done with hearing about Heather Mills…..

    ….If you squint your eyes and stare for a few seconds at her pic above, she really resembles Tom Petty and is actually kinda UGLY; Paul deserves/deserves much better.

13. Nancy • March 19, 2008 @ 8:49 AM

    Well, if he is worth $1.6 billion then $48.6 million is a small price to pay to be rid of her!! See….every cloud does have a silver lining!!

14. tributegirl • March 19, 2008 @ 10:14 AM

    She dumps water on a lawyers head, in the courthouse, and she has the balls to say that HE was abusive??? I don’t know, I just don’t believe anything she has to say. I hope the lawyer sues her for $48.6 million!

15. Nancy • March 19, 2008 @ 10:18 AM

    Shouldn’t be a problem finding witnesses!!

16. tributegirl • March 19, 2008 @ 10:29 AM

    And if she tries to run away, they can just hide her leg!

17. Poppa John's in Exile • March 21, 2008 @ 5:50 PM

    She is from England and did not hear of the Beatles? She was a drug-using prostitute that did not hear of the Beatles? You can certainly tell how phony those claims are!!
    She ia an activist for many causes and did not even hear of John and Yoko’s activism?
    Gimme a damn break, bleedin’, grifting slut!!!
    AS IF!!!