Paris auditions new friends on reality show
By Alexandra Heilbron on February 29, 2008 | 28 Comments
Now that Nicole Richie is busy with her newborn daughter, her BFF Paris Hilton wants to find some new friends by starring in a new MTV reality show. The series will feature of a group of girls who’ll share a house in Los Angeles and compete to become her new best friend. Paris told In Touch Weekly: “I never got to go to college and this will be my chance to be in a sorority and have that experience. I’m really excited about this concept. It’ll be great to meet a girl who’s not too Hollywood, who I can get along with and hang out with when the show is done.” However, she does admit, “Of course, my real best friend will always be Nicole. She’s like my sister.” Ironically, Paris is currently dating Benji Madden, the brother of Nicole’s baby daddy, Joel Madden.
Yes!!! more reality TV (sarcasm)
This is such a retarded thing. so superficial!
Bad things should happen to stupid people and you don’t get any dumber than Paris.
I can’t wait for this show, it’s what my life has been missing.
It’s hard to make friends when you’re an undeservedly rich low-functioning halfwit with no personality.
I applaud MTV for putting their efforts behind such a charitable cause.
Hmmmm….ever see the movie “Single White Female?”……..
F’in psycho beyotch!
Poor Paris, she “never got to go to college”. I wonder why? Not enough money? No, wait…not enough BRAINS!!! Yes, that’s why! Oh well, this little “sorority” of Paris Wannabe’s will be just her cup of tea. Imagine competing to be her new BFF! Apparently she can’t make any real friends of her own, so she’s going to audition and have them compete! Unbelieveable! Wonder how many little sl*ts, I mean “friends” are going to audition? This will be so good for anyone needing a real hard belly laugh.
I’m gonna knock her up, take her kids and get double money!
You go for it, K-Fed!
I know I’ll be tuning in!
Paris, for #*$@ sakes, get a *&@#in job and I don’t mean making more sex tapes with me.
I wonder how fast your new BFF will be around when you are paying all the bills for the time your out with her, since your new BFF will not be in the same tax bracket and will definitelly not have the wealth that you so undeservingly have? Will you be happy at the “Hungary Heffer Bar and grill” that has a house wine called “Lonesome Charle” or eating in a restaurant with a cook named Stinky? The point is that none of these hopefuls will be able to keep up with your life in any way, shape or form unless they to have a huge bank account like yours.
I pitty the fool that gets that gig, I pitty the fool that gets that gig. Paris gonna jump up and smack her upside her head with a bottle of kristal sucker!
Oh wait, that would be Naoni Campbell. My bad!!!
Campbell has too much class to be hanging around with Paris.
If anyone wants a real good laugh, check out http://www.heavy.com and look at the cartoons of the “Superficial Friends” in the videos(you won’t regret it).
I pity the fool who can’t spell pity…
I don’t want to be Paris’ friend. I want to be one of her grandfather’s heirs. He said he wasn’t going to leave it to her, so that leaves the field open for me. Why not?
Speechless!
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that’s why she has to do this dumb show, no inheritence so she has to make money doing crap reality shows
She can always release another album…
Oh, so it’s my fault now?! Grampa has disinherited poor Paris so he can leave his money to me and she has to do another dumb show to make up the shortfall?
Are you trying to make me feel bad? well, it isn’t working, so there!
lets get a bunch of guys together. They all get to try her out to see who would be her best FRIEND. Oh yea, its been done to death!!!
What about a show where a billionaire heiress is thrown out of will. Then she has to do lame tv reality shows that make everyone ill.
Now that’s reality!
The sad thing about this is that there are so many girls in today’s society that would belittle themselves and compete. That just proves that the media is giving girls this unrealistic expectation to live up to! Even if there is a winner, what are the odds that they will remain BFF’s probably slim to none.
And yet you all read the article so what does that say about you???
And you, anonymous.
I don’t like reality shows!!!!They should stop; it’s all fake anyway….