Natalie Portman

Are we the only ones who suddenly craved a lemon meringue pie when we saw Natalie Portman's Prada maternity gown? Not only was the color, shape, and fabric a bad choice, but the half-up/half-down mini-bouffant made the Oscar winner look about 20 years older than her youthful 35 years. Thankfully, Natalie's $200K Tiffany & Co. diamonds offered a small distraction from the chartreuse disaster.