Cocaine Bear - User Reviews
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April 03, 2023
Not what I Expected and not a comedy at all left half way through ..... I would rate a zero
April 01, 2023
Hilarious movie, just the kind of relief we need today to distract us from the stress and strife of these days. Little to no polarizing or partisan jokes, just simple non-sensical comedy that makes you laugh from its absurdity. Great movie!
March 28, 2023
I can understand the 1 star reviews . But this is not a 5 star movie. there was more gore than in slasher movies. But I havn't seen a slasher movie in a while so I don't know how accurate that statement is. I can have a dark sense of humor periodiclly so I saw the humor when it was meant at times amongst the horror. Actors representing simplistic people explains the dialog short commings. If your looking for an intelligent film, this is not it. But it had its value, low as that might be. rh
March 25, 2023
I liked the cocaine donkey in BACHELOR PARTY a lot more.
March 25, 2023
I have no words to describe this low-rate production. Not “age-appropriate” for ANY age - we are all less intelligent and more corrupt individuals for having tried to watch it (left early bc it was both gross and unnecessary inaccurate). Our poor future of entertainment and morality seems more hopeless as folks define this as “entertaining” or “funny”. Disappointing and worthless are understatements for this film. 10 thumbs and toes down!!
March 25, 2023
The theatre wasn’t full, perhaps 1/3 to half. This movie is violent and funny and shocking and makes you jump and laugh. And we laughed. There was one scene where someone behind us threw up…and they stayed to watch the rest of it. We watched at least 4 people walk out…that’s their loss. The rest of us who stayed whooped and hollered and laughed and cheered on for the 100% CGI bear. The applause at the end of the movie was well warranted. 12/10 movie experience, would do again.
March 24, 2023
There was absolutely nothing funny about the movie, after I had heard it was a comedy. There is something terribly wrong with any person associating themselves with such trash, and that includes the actors, director, producer,,,,,,they need to get a job. And WHY would any child actor's parents allow their child to use that language just to have an acting job?? That diminishes their future opportunities.
March 24, 2023
Pitiful acting; stupid dialogue obviously written by stupid writers who only knew a few vulgar words to repeat and repeat and repeat. I can't believe Ray Liotta agreed to be in such a piece of crap. Should have known when the concession worker tried to sway us from watching it, and the fact that we were the ONLY two people there, that something was amiss.
March 21, 2023
Not for children - See Rating. Based on true story so very unusual and interesting.
March 18, 2023
Omg the gore and blood and a really bad dialogue script. Sooooo bad
March 18, 2023
Could've used less baby laxative.
March 12, 2023
2 much blood & guts, didn't like it, not what I expected, sorry.
March 05, 2023
Watched this movie as a family, (with a 11 year old) even though there was cussing, blood, an goor it's nothing most these kids don't already see on YouTube !!! It's a great movie in my opinion......
March 05, 2023
This is the best movie I've ever seen. Comedy was on point if you like dark humor. The pacing of the movie felt good. Never knew what could possibly happen next (in an amazing way). This movie doesn't lie about what it is. It is about people surviving a cocaine crazed bear. And frankly, the way all the characters spoke and acted felt perfectly in line with the situation they were subjected to. Fantastic movie, will be getting it on DVD the first day I can.
March 03, 2023
This is a bear movie, so what the endless profanity? I would not recommend this for children und These writer simply don't have the language skills (and culture) to use proper adjectives, adverbs, etc so they just plug in profanity. Sadly that is now typical with Hollywood scrip writers.
March 03, 2023
An enjoyably dark comedy with plenty gore and coke. No woke nonsense to get in the way of the fun. Don't expect much more other than that and you'll be satisfied.
March 02, 2023
Honestly, what has this world come to?
March 01, 2023
Best counter programming from the woke crowd and Jesus freaks. Let’s get freaky do some coke and meth and have some fun. Molly too.
February 28, 2023
I loved this and it is such an inspiration to show kids that doing coke and other drugs isn’t just fine it is totally fun! Personally I have always loved meth.
February 27, 2023
An enjoyable horror comedy for folks with a dark sense of humor and a stomach for gore. Good performances all around, including the last by Ray Liotta. This is a film that tells you everything you need to know right in the title. If the idea of a coke-crazed bear rampaging through the forest in search of more blow sounds appealing, this is the movie for you!
February 26, 2023
I'll be generous and give it four out of five stars. It was entertaining enough.
February 26, 2023
I went to this movie because nothing else was in the theatres that I wanted to see. Boy did I underestimate this one! It was quite good. Goodbye and Godspeed, Ray Liotta. We will all miss you.
February 25, 2023
In a movie like this, nobody ever forgets their lines.
February 25, 2023
It is a really funny movie that is a great break from the stress of the world. If you just want to have a good time and laugh, this is your movie.
February 25, 2023
Elizabeth Banks fashions a tale of a drug-addled bear as a proxy for her own cocaine problem.
February 24, 2023
I loved it
February 24, 2023
Good thing was it FINALLY ended. Wife and I both suggested we leave except we had nothing to do waiting for Commercial Tire (who gets 5 stars) to repair a tire. Worst movie we ever watched least of all paid for. Not best theater experience. Mouse trap or bait in entry way. We went in immediately after cleaned and still food in seats. Lounge chairs vinyl peeling off like cheap old upholstery. I don’t like being critical but the movie was so bad they should feel guilty showing it. Just terrible…I read bad reviews and figured we’d take chance. Bad choice.
February 23, 2023
Good special effects.
February 12, 2023
More than a few bumps along the way.