G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - User Reviews
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G.I. Joe isn't even in this movie! What a gip!
i like sgt stone any one who does not agree will die.
liked it! liked snake eyes
This movie was amazing! Great stunts and the action never lets up! I understand there's now a "Big Jim" movie in the works too, and I'll be first in line to see it!
good movie but half way threw the acting was way off
Brutal movie, just brutal. Sinking ice and fiery explosions underwater? Are you kidding me? Whats next a world with no gravity or maybe flying turtles? 0/5. Worse than Transformers 2 and that's saying a lot.
Terrible Movie good special effects Channing Tatum is a terrible actor
The only good part about the movie... one word... Sienna!
Well after watching this movie I can say I can no longer rely on the general publics ratings. This movie was TERRIBLE. I honestly don't know what people voting 5 stars are thinking. This is just computer generated action with no storyline. There were so many errors I honestly cant understand how an editor, consultant or screen writer let it actually into the movie. They've bastardized the G.I. Joe franchise.
some cgi was pretty bad. But all in all not a bad show. 4 stars.
This movie was terrible throughout. It did not have intelligent writing as the one liners and 'gags' were pitiful. Wayans as an action star now? It had potential with a decent plot but the overdone special effects were too heavily relied on. Maybe this is good for children but for those of us who recall playing with GI JOEs.. we'd much rather bust them out of the closet and cellars.. be cheaper and the enjoyment would last longer.
Very good story line...loved it!!
Worst movie of are generation
I rented it for a dollar, watched maybe one hour, and then wanted to kill myself for funding such a awful movie. If you like this movie your probably under the age of 9 and are amused by ingesting random things
very good action movie.
great action movie and funny.
Great action all the way
It was pretty good. When my friends and siblings saw it, they made it seem ok, so I delayed seeing it. But when I did watch it, it was better than I expected, so don't have such high expectations. It was easily predictable, except for one plotline which completely blindsided me, but other than that, the CGI is pretty good. Some times it seems like a video game but other than that, it was entertaining.
As stupid as movies come! Another dreadful summer outing. 1 star.
Excellent. Lots of action, funny, good story line. Don't recall too much of GI Joe cartoon, comic book details so I had no expectations in that regard. Great from start to finish!
A Great Movie with alot of action!
I'm a G.I.Joe nut from childhood. It's action packed. Though we don't as a civilization have the technology it displays, it was nice to see they didn't get carried away. Cool designs.
Anyone who remembers/likes the G.I.Joe animation series from way back need not attend. Very far removed from the original concept ... G.I.Joe does not need a suit ... They were the "real American heroes."
5 Stars! End of story!
This was one of the most exciting movies this year I loved it, the acting was okay but you don't go to see these movies for the acting and if you do you're stupid Sienna Miller was the best actor in this movie tied with Dennis Quaid and Rachel Nichols and Ray Park but he didn't say anything so. it was very good and will definatiely have a sequel that I will go see
WORST MOVIE!!! I LEFT HALF WAY THROUGH I COULDNT TAKE ANYONE! WHAT ARE PPL USING SWORDS AND WINNING WHEN THE OTHER FIFTY HAVE GUNS AND LOSE!
The best war movie since Platoon. 10/10
If you're looking for a good time at the theatre, check your brain at the door and go see GI Joe. I laughed CONSTANTLY throughout the entire movie at how ridiculously stupid it was. If you want a good movie, see anything else. No, not even the action was good. It was a poorly done, unnecessary CGI-fest, which is to be expected with Stephen Sommers.
this movie really sucks!!!! boring and not creative at all.........the worst action movie ever
its sick
Snake Eyes is what made this movie a perfection!
I tried to tell myself to keep thinking it aws going to get better, and it really didn't. It was okay if you really like action, but the camera is really shaky and distracting. There's awful one liners in it...maybe rent it when it comes out but don't see it at the movies. Also...the casting is AWFUL. the actor who plays the main villain usually plays cutsy roles so i couldn't take him seriously and the other villain had the worst scottish accent i've ever heard. it's okay..but if you have high standards for movies like me, then don't waste your time.
OMG!~ Totally in love with Snake Eyes in this movie! 5 Stars all the way to the roof!
gotta stick up for this movie its actually amazing
sucks i want my money back
Awful. Just awful.
This is a great movie!!! This is one of those movies that the main thing that they depend on is the action. Plus, two HAWT women (especially the redhead!). By the way, did anyone notice that Brendan Fraser made a cameo appearance in this movie.
it was awsome with the fighting
Terrible movie. Bad acting and incredibly stupid story.
The story was ok, but the acting was weak. There was so much action and special effects, combined with a very shaky camera in all of the action it was hard to see what was happening alot of the time. It was an ok movie but far from a good movie!
story sub par, casting brutal other than dennis quaid. if there wans't miilions spent on the action scenes this movie was a total bomb
This was the best most entertaining movie of the year
Scarlett and Ripcord and Snake Eyes = love triangle?! Geez I feel bad for Snake Eyes after he risks his life for Scarlett so many times in the comics and she now has a thing for Ripcord. I'd rather see her go back to Duke like the cartoons than with the Baroness like in this movie.
Dumb and dumber had more intelligence than this lamer. I've never seen more guys walk out of a movie. No kidding, it was really that bad....
Awful. Not even worth renting. Plot wouldn't challenge an 8-year old, stupid unrequited love subplot, idiotic characters, lame attempts at humour. Don't waste your money.
I couldn't enjoy the action scenes. There was too much cutting during martial arts fights. Do filmmakers think samurai went to war fighting with their faces? And I couldn't stop laughing at the chase with the acceleration suits. It would have worked better animated. Seriously are they chasing a car or playing tag? And there is the battle scenes underwater. You hear a man screaming underwater. Newsflash, You can't scream underwater. And then the villian blows up the ice, AND IT SINKS. How can these guys have no clue about the science of ice. You get more scientific accuracy by just looking at the inside of your large coke.
I was surprised they were able to explain so much back story for so many characters and still keep it interesting and high pace. Kudos to them! Can't wait for the DVD and the sequel.
I couldn't believe how bad this movie was; even the giant cobra looked fake.
this is a good movie
the movie was awesome, it was action packed and had all this high tech equipment.