10,000 movie one-liners

By A A on March 7, 2008 | 113 Comments


In honor of the release of the movie 10,000 BC, we’ve decided to compile a list of 10,000 movie quotes. We’ve started the list with Tribute’s 10 favorites, and we’re asking you to add yours! Just type in the quote, and either the character who said the quote or the movie it comes from or both.

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Comments & Discussion

  1. sk8tergirl • March 7, 2008 @ 5:36 PM

    I think you have this one.
    “I see dead people” from The Sixth Sense.

  2. Dave • March 7, 2008 @ 6:47 PM

    “Say hello to my little friend”
    Tony Montana in Scarface

  3. Gianni • March 7, 2008 @ 7:18 PM

    “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn!” Clark Gable in “Gone With The Wind”

  4. Andrei • March 7, 2008 @ 8:38 PM

    “I’ll be back” – The Guvernator

  5. josh • March 7, 2008 @ 9:27 PM

    When I was your age, they would say you could become cops or criminals. What I’m saying is this: When you’re facing a loaded gun, what’s the difference?” So says Frank Costello from the departed.

  6. LP Quagmire • March 7, 2008 @ 9:47 PM

    This one seems most timely:

    “Gentlemen you can’t fight in here — this is the War Room!!!” – Peter Sellers in DR. STRANGELOVE OR: HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE BOMB

  7. Anonymous • March 7, 2008 @ 9:52 PM

    “They may be riff-raff Robin, but they are also human beings.”

    – Adam West in BATMAN (1966)

  8. Anonymous • March 7, 2008 @ 9:56 PM

    “Who’s been holding up the damn elevator?!?!”

    – DeForest Kelley in STAR TREK: THE WRATH OF KHAN (1982)

  9. LP Quagmire • March 7, 2008 @ 10:06 PM

    “All these moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.” — Rutger Hauer in BLADE RUNNER

  10. FART IF YOU LOVE CELINE • March 7, 2008 @ 10:41 PM

    “I am serious…and don’t call me Shirley.”

    (Leslie Nielsen in “Airplane!”)

  11. Anonymous • March 7, 2008 @ 11:09 PM

    “From thy wedding with the creature who touches Heaven, lady God preserve thee.”

    – Jeff Bridges in KING KONG

  12. Sean Mulcahy • March 7, 2008 @ 11:33 PM

    “She may have fooled me….but she didn’t fool my mother”

    Anthony Perkins as Norman Bates in Psycho (1960).

  13. Gary • March 7, 2008 @ 11:58 PM

    “This is Twiki. He’s your drone.” — Tim O’Connor as Dr. Huer in BUCK ROGERS in the 25th CENTURY (1979).

  14. Anonymous • March 8, 2008 @ 12:14 AM

    “We charge hugs in our family!” – Donny Osmond in COLLEGE ROAD TRIP.

  15. Gianni • March 8, 2008 @ 12:23 AM

    “Here’s Johnny!” Jack Nicholson in “The Shining”

  16. Gianni • March 8, 2008 @ 12:27 AM

    “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.” Al Pacino in “The Godfather”

  17. Gianni • March 8, 2008 @ 12:27 AM

    “Here’s looking at you kid!” Bogart in “Casablanca”

  18. Gianni • March 8, 2008 @ 12:30 AM

    “You talkin’ to me?” Robert De Niro in “Taxi Driver”

  19. Gianni • March 8, 2008 @ 12:32 AM

    “Stella! Hey, Stella!” Marlon Brando in “A Streetcar Named Desire”

  20. Gianni • March 8, 2008 @ 12:32 AM

    “Every since I could remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.” Ray Liotta in “Goodfellas”

  21. Gianni • March 8, 2008 @ 12:34 AM

    “Toga, Toga!” John Belushi in “Animal House”

  22. Gianni • March 8, 2008 @ 12:39 AM

    “A martini. Shaken, not stirred.” Sean Connery in “Goldfinger”

  23. tributegirl • March 8, 2008 @ 12:40 AM

    “We’re not the ones teaching Radio; Radio’s the one teaching us.” – Ed Harris in “Radio.”

    I LOVE this movie! 🙂

  24. Gianni • March 8, 2008 @ 12:41 AM

    “Attica! Attica!” Al Pacino in “Dog Day Afternoon”

  25. Perry • March 8, 2008 @ 12:42 AM

    “Blow it out MY WHAT?!?!” — Don Adams as Agent 86 in THE NUDE BOMB (1980).

  26. Gianni • March 8, 2008 @ 12:43 AM

    “Open the pod bay doors, HAL.” Keir Duella in “2001: A Space Odyssey”

  27. Anonymous • March 8, 2008 @ 12:48 AM

    “Who? WHO?? What am I, a ****ing owl?!?!”

    – Al Pacino in HEAT.

  28. Anonymous • March 8, 2008 @ 12:53 AM

    “Urine and feces are processed in the thigh pads.” — Max Von Sydow in DUNE (1984).

  29. Anonymous • March 8, 2008 @ 1:05 AM

    “Bond. James Bond.” — Timothy Dalton in 1987’s THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS.

  30. Coop • March 8, 2008 @ 1:10 AM

    “You think I’m hostile now, wait until tonight!” — Marisa Tomei in MY COUSIN VINNY.

  31. LP Quagmire • March 8, 2008 @ 1:15 AM

    “We’re all dying, aren’t we…?” — Marilyn Monroe in THE MISFITS (1961).

  32. LP Quagmire • March 8, 2008 @ 1:21 AM

    “You lay off that pet shop dame — women weaken legs!” – Burgess Meredith as Mickey Goldmill in ROCKY (1976).

  33. LP Quagmire • March 8, 2008 @ 1:24 AM

    “You know if you guys could sing and dance I wouldn’t be doin’ this…”

    – Sylvester Stallone as Rocky Balboa in ROCKY (1976).

  34. Prell • March 8, 2008 @ 1:29 AM

    “Alright you may go, but don’t try to leave.” — Inspector Clouseau (Peter Sellers) in “A Shot in the Dark.”

  35. Anonymous • March 8, 2008 @ 9:48 AM

    “Imagine a Twinkie 35 feet long weighing approximatly 600 hundred pounds”

    or

    “..Dogs and cats living together. It’s mass hysteria!”

    Ghostbusters 1984

  36. Ellis Jacob • March 8, 2008 @ 9:49 AM

    I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory.
    Apocalypse Now

  37. Anonymous • March 8, 2008 @ 9:50 AM

    Greed – for lack of a better word – is good. Greed is right. Greed works.
    Wall Street

  38. Anonymous • March 8, 2008 @ 9:58 AM

    “I gotta get me one of these!” Will Smith Indipendance Day

  39. Anonymous • March 8, 2008 @ 10:02 AM

    “SHOW ME THE MONEY”! Cuba Gooding Jr. in Jerry McGuire.

  40. Anonymous • March 8, 2008 @ 10:06 AM

    “It’s not going with ladies I’m worried about its the comming.” McLovin in Superbad.

  41. Anonymous • March 8, 2008 @ 12:25 PM

    “Hi.” — Jack T. Colton (Michael Douglas) meets Joan Wilder (Kathleen Turner) in ROMANCING THE STONE.

  42. Michael • March 8, 2008 @ 5:14 PM

    “I’ll be back” Arnold in EVERY MOVIE!!!

  43. Arnold • March 8, 2008 @ 5:55 PM

    “Badges! we don’t no stinking badges” Unknown in Treasure of the Siera Madre 1940.

  44. Anonymous • March 8, 2008 @ 6:12 PM

    Yo Adrian!!!

  45. Eddie K • March 8, 2008 @ 6:34 PM

    Call it Friendo – No Country for Old man

  46. meghan • March 8, 2008 @ 6:59 PM

    here,s looking at you kid in casablanca by humphrey bogart

  47. Patrick • March 8, 2008 @ 7:33 PM

    “But you are Blanche,but you are”- Bteet Davis in “Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?”

  48. popou • March 8, 2008 @ 9:49 PM

    “I just can’t wait to be king!” Simba – The Lion King

  49. sexysexyman • March 8, 2008 @ 10:11 PM

    “enough is enough i’ve had it with these mother f***ng snakes on this mother f***king plane” samuel jackson snakes on a plane

  50. Anonymous • March 8, 2008 @ 11:01 PM

    “Louise, don’t say that!” — Mariah Carey in GLITTER.

  51. The Golden Martian • March 8, 2008 @ 11:12 PM

    “What the hell are you doin’ in the bathroom day and night?! Why don’t you get outta there and give someone else a chance???”

    – Marty Feldman in “Young Frankenstein.”

  52. Anonymous • March 8, 2008 @ 11:15 PM

    “Sure I’m decent…” — Rita Hayworth in GILDA.

  53. Anonymous • March 8, 2008 @ 11:17 PM

    “I don’t blame it!” — Elvis Presley in VIVA LAS VEGAS (1964).

  54. Anonymous • March 8, 2008 @ 11:21 PM

    “Yeah, but to me it’s Thursday.”

    – Sylvester Stallone in ROCKY (1976).

  55. Anonymous • March 8, 2008 @ 11:24 PM

    “Men, we may be sailing into the history books.” — Charles Grodin in KING KONG

  56. Anonymous • March 8, 2008 @ 11:32 PM

    this town needs an ennema!!!!!
    jack nocholson batman 1988

  57. Anonymous • March 8, 2008 @ 11:40 PM

    “Luke, I am your father.” – Darth Vader in Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

  58. Anonymous • March 9, 2008 @ 12:46 AM

    “Life is like a box of chocolates.”
    -Forrest Gump in Forrest Gump.

  59. Anonymous • March 9, 2008 @ 10:02 AM

    “You speak treason!”
    “Fluently”
    -Adventures of Robin Hood

  60. Anonymous • March 9, 2008 @ 10:02 AM

    “I drink your milkshake. I drink it up!!!”
    -There Will Be Blood

  61. Anonymous • March 9, 2008 @ 10:04 AM

    “This is some mess, ain’t it sheriff?”
    “If it ain’t, it’ll do til the mess gets here.”
    -No Country for Old Men

  62. George Lundgren • March 9, 2008 @ 12:14 PM

    …and once they got done teachin me how to kill people,… they taught me how to stay alive. Mark Walberg in Shooter

  63. anonymous • March 9, 2008 @ 12:30 PM

    “upset? you’ve never seen me very upset!”
    tom cruise, mission imposible

  64. chewy • March 9, 2008 @ 1:19 PM

    ‘yippy ky ay mother f**ker’ Bruce Willis Die Hard

  65. emcee • March 9, 2008 @ 2:38 PM

    “The First rule of Fight club is You Do Not talk about Fight Club” ~ Tyler Durden in Fight Club

  66. emcee • March 9, 2008 @ 2:39 PM

    “I wish I knew how to quit you” Jack Twist in Brokeback mountain

  67. emcee • March 9, 2008 @ 2:40 PM

    “He’s like the cheese on my macaroni” Juno in Juno

  68. emcee • March 9, 2008 @ 2:42 PM

    “This is Sparta!!” gerard butler in 300

  69. emcee • March 9, 2008 @ 2:43 PM

    “what are you going to do? charge me for smoking?” Catherine in Basic Instinct

  70. Guy • March 9, 2008 @ 7:20 PM

    “Get off my plane” Harrison ford in Air Force One

  71. Guy • March 9, 2008 @ 7:20 PM

    “I DID NOT KILL MY WIFE” Harrison Ford in The Fugitive

  72. Anonymous • March 9, 2008 @ 9:11 PM

    Yabah, dabah, doo! Fred in the Flintstones movie

  73. LP Quagmire • March 9, 2008 @ 11:13 PM

    “It takes a lot of nerve to admit you got nothin’ at your age.” — Lyle Rogers (Warren Beatty) consoles his friend Chuck Clarke (Dustin Hoffman) in ISHTAR (1987).

  74. Anonymous • March 10, 2008 @ 11:06 AM

    “Why don’t you come up and see me some time!” May West

  75. Anonymous • March 10, 2008 @ 11:07 AM

    “Are you feelin’ Lucky punk? Well are you?” Clint Eastwood

  76. Anonymous • March 10, 2008 @ 11:08 AM

    “FREEDOM”

  77. Anonymous • March 10, 2008 @ 11:08 AM

    “We’re going to need a bigger Boat” JAWS

  78. Anonymous • March 10, 2008 @ 11:09 AM

    “No! I expect you to DIE Mr. Bond!

  79. Anonymous • March 10, 2008 @ 12:46 PM

    You talking to me??? huh? i dont see anyone else around…you talking to me??
    robert de niro – Taxi

  80. Guy • March 10, 2008 @ 1:33 PM

    I know kung-fu…
    Show me!
    — The Matrix

  81. Anonymous • March 10, 2008 @ 2:40 PM

    “We’re goin’ make him an offer he can’t refuse”…Marlon Brando The GodFather

  82. Anonymous • March 10, 2008 @ 2:44 PM

    Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

  83. tributegirl • March 10, 2008 @ 3:26 PM

    Come on, make my day.

  84. Anonymous • March 10, 2008 @ 5:16 PM

    It was “Go ahead make my day” by Clint Eastwood tributegirl

  85. Wayne • March 10, 2008 @ 6:40 PM

    “The only helping hand you get in this life is when they lay you in the grave.” Paul Newman to Brandon de Wilde…in HUD.

  86. Bob • March 10, 2008 @ 7:31 PM

    I got a Roach up my Coach!

  87. Anonymous • March 10, 2008 @ 11:05 PM

    THAT could be from any number of movies…

  88. Jack • March 10, 2008 @ 11:39 PM

    I got a great one for you all. “NEVER BACK DOWN, BE IN THE FIGHT” in theaters March 14!!!

  89. joe smith • March 11, 2008 @ 11:47 AM

    If that don’t beat all !!!! BLAZING SADDLES 1977

  90. Ned • March 15, 2008 @ 1:08 AM

    “Is green the only colour these come in?”

    – Goldie Hawn in “Private Benjamin.”

  91. LP Quagmire • March 15, 2008 @ 1:09 AM

    “END OF LINE.” — The MCP (Master Control Program) in TRON.

  92. Ned • March 15, 2008 @ 1:17 AM

    “Launder it.”

    – Robert Davi in “Licence to Kill.”

  93. Melba Toast • March 16, 2008 @ 10:32 PM

    “This never happened to the other feller…”
    – George Lazenby as James Bond in ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE (Best Bond film ever!!!)

  94. Anonymous • March 17, 2008 @ 11:46 PM

    Fatima Blush: “You know making love to Fatima Blush was the greatest experience in your life.” — Barbara Carrera in Never Say Never Again.

  95. Martin Weir • March 18, 2008 @ 3:48 AM

    “There are no secrets between my brother and I — none.”

    – Mrs. Hyde (Martine Beswicke) in “Dr. Jekyll and Sister Hyde.”

  96. Ben When • March 19, 2008 @ 1:07 AM

    “We ask ourselves, is she black? Is she white? We don’t care. She’s exotic. I want to see more of her breasts.” (GLITTER, 2001)

  97. LP Quagmire • March 19, 2008 @ 1:12 AM

    “I must confess I thought it was poor.”

    — Jose Ferrer in Woody Allen’s A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S SEX COMEDY.

  98. Anonymous • March 19, 2008 @ 1:14 AM

    “Not only is it our destination…but our DESTINY!” — Dennis Hopper in “Waterworld.”

  99. LP Quagmire • March 19, 2008 @ 1:22 AM

    “I’ll be right here.” — E.T.

  100. LP Quagmire • March 19, 2008 @ 1:24 AM

    “Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes?!” — Harrison Ford in RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK.

  101. LP Quagmire • March 19, 2008 @ 1:31 AM

    “There’s a man out there I haven’t seen in fifteen years who’s trying to kill me. You show me a son that’d be happy to help him! What am I feeling? Old. Worn out.”

    — Admiral Kirk (William Shatner) in STAR TREK: THE WRATH OF KHAN (1982).

  102. LP Quagmire • March 19, 2008 @ 1:39 AM

    “I just LOVE finding new places to wear diamonds!”

    — Marilyn Monroe as Lorelei Lee in GENTLEMEN PREFER BLONDES (1953).

  103. Garak's Barber • March 19, 2008 @ 2:35 AM

    “I’m not going to kill you, but I don’t have to save you.” (Christian Bale in “Batman Begins”)

  104. Anonymous • March 19, 2008 @ 2:41 AM

    “Let’s not get eaten alive on this island – bring the mosquito spray!” — Fred Wilson (Charles Grodin) in KING KONG.

  105. Ginger Grant • March 19, 2008 @ 2:46 AM

    You’re not too smart, are you…I like that in a man.

    – Kathleen Turner in Body Heat.

  106. Ginger Grant • March 19, 2008 @ 2:48 AM

    That’s my little Octopussy.

    – Kristina Wayborn in Octopussy.

  107. Anonymous • March 22, 2008 @ 12:12 AM

    “You know maybe my luck has changed…”

    – Jessica Lange as Dwan in KING KONG

  108. Anonymous • March 23, 2008 @ 6:43 AM

    “They recently had the entire country carpeted…” — Dudley Moore as Arthur Bach in ARTHUR.

  109. Dizzdazz123 • March 26, 2008 @ 2:06 PM

    “Welcome to my world, bitch!” Freddy Krueger (later on used by Lori), Freddy vs Jason

  110. HeKS • April 11, 2008 @ 9:57 PM

    “It’s not the years, honey. It’s the mileage.” – Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones in Raiders of the Lost Ark

  111. HeKS • April 11, 2008 @ 11:37 PM

    “No ticket.” – Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

  112. realdeal • September 17, 2008 @ 3:07 PM

    “Leeloo Dallas…multipass!”

  113. realdeal • September 17, 2008 @ 3:11 PM

    “NO WIRE HANGERS!” – Mommie Dearest

    (Oh, and Leeloo Dallas…multipass is from Fifth Element)


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