You won’t believe where Paris hides drugs
By Alexandra Heilbron on September 2, 2010 | 35 Comments
Since Paris Hilton often travels to foreign countries, and allegedly doesn’t like to leave home without her stash of drugs, a friend revealed a fascinating little tidbit, according to ianundercover.com, about her arrest last month for cocaine possession. Apparently she hides drugs in her vajayjay when she thinks she’ll be searched. “That’s why the first thing she asked the cops in Vegas was to use the bathroom,” the source explained. “She knew it would be her only chance to hide the cocaine and avoid arrest. Paris is not as dumb as she seems. She’s one of the most clever and manipulative people one can ever meet. And she thinks quick, just like she did in Vegas. She has cat like reflexes.” The friend claims that Hilton has smuggled drugs past airport security in the past by placing it in a lubricated condom before hiding it in her vjj. “That’s what I’ve heard from a very good source; she’s a pro at it. Paris travels all over the world and parties like a rock star. I love her but she definitely needs professional help. It’s time she looks at herself in the mirror and realizes she’s not 21 anymore.”
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LOL “vajayjay”
quality article writing 😛
whaat? that’s disgutsing.
Ok when did I miss the memo that saying vagina was a bad thing?
“Paris is not as dumb as she seems…And she thinks quick, just like she did in Vegas” ummh she said she thought the Cocaine was Gum? haha
Oh, come on. That is a really old trick and that is what cavity searches are all for. She’s taking a huge risk going into other countries doing that because they won’t treat her with kid gloves like they do in the states. She needs to spend real time in a real jail with real prisoners and then she will smarten up.
Why am I not surprised……Paris is a smart woman regardless of what people think of her.
If she’s hiding the cocaine in her vajayjay, I bet it has herpes now… 🙂
She better hope the bags or condoms don`t break.
That would be an interesting place to do a line.
If Paris is so smart than why did she get arrested? Yeah great role model for the younger generation….real winner there.
wow….Nicole Richie, I respect you in and out but for Paris Hilton, my god, I feel sorry for you. I am happy they both split. For one thing, Paris Hilton is going to get slapped in the future for all illegal stuff she is doing. Your one sexy woman but your one retarded person in your city.
who freakin cares…Paris needs to grow up and be somebody…too much money too much undeserved fame…what is her purpose in life!!??
This article is just comical. The use of the word ‘Vajayjay’ and the bit where they call her smart… She is a retard. I truly mean that. Anyone who is half way smart knows the risks of cocaine and condoms. I am surprised the police stations don’t have basic drug dogs sniff people as they come into the station.
Surely her stanky intelligent vajayjay can’t cover the scent of pure cut cocaine from an elite drug dog.
This is considered news? Wow… I can’t believe this article has a headline. Who cares, Paris isn’t any different than any other drug user out there.
She could probably hide an entire drug store in there!
We all know Paris is not the sharpest pencil in the box with Mommy and Daddy’s money……..not exactly hard earned by hers truly………NO SURPRISE THERE! Instead of highlighting the crappy so-called role models for our youth the tabloids and news stations SHOULD
hhhmm, where was I……..sorry about that! Quick fingers…..anyway as I was saying the tabloids and news stations SHOULD be highlighting positive things our ‘stars’ are doing to benefit human kind and show these people….which they are – just people…..to our youth as role models otherwise if our kids are seeing this filth all the time in the headlines and these are influences our kids are learning from……..EEEEKKKKKK! I shudder for our future!
If she was real smart she would not being doing dugs.
paris hilton…please go away!! people love reading stories that confirms our suspicion that she is indeed a vacuous idiot. it validates our beliefs. but enough already, please go away. or to jail or anywhere else.
And just why pray tell is everyone so surprised? She is after all American royalty and we all know that means she can do anything she damned well pleases! She did her time for her DUI yeah right she did what 2 weeks of her time and then she’s out and reformed! Yes she is reformed, she now does drugs so she can’t be charged with another DUI now can she, gimme a break that chick has become so adept at hiding her stash and omg who ever would dream Paris Hilton could smuggle drugs into the country? It has become a real laughing matter now, she laughs in the face of the legal system, because our Paris knows she’ll get a slap on the wrist and not do one iota of the time that a “real” criminal would do right, wake up people SHE IS A REAL CRIMINAL, that is the crime of the whole thing now isn’t it!
I knew that would be her hiding spot? It’s such an old trick, but I still like her. I think she’s so pretty, regardless of what other people think.
Being able to hide your drugs in order not to get caught does not make you smart. Rather the smart thing to do is not to do drugs at all. I never understood the admiration some have for Paris Hilton. She has no talent what so ever. She can`t sing, dance or act, so why is she so popular. Granted she is pretty but so are thousands of other girls who have the money to pay hair salons, expensive beauty products or clothes. The only reason she has receive this much attention is because she carries the `Hilton` name. Is that how we judge who we like to admire in the entertainment business…those with the right name and not those who have amazing talent and work hard to show it to us. With this recent event of being caught using drugs…and lying about it…hopefully will make some of her admirers see that she`s just another user.
I would hide something else of mine in her vjj
Oh dear paris hilton, you need to do the time girl, you suck! whats the stats on the condom breaking? 69%? wonder if it broke if her vajj will get high? lmao doesnt she know its no good to her if its wet? lol or worse yet cant dig it out!! lmao
try giving up the drugs darlin, just say no for once in yur life
The only time I would like to hear ANYTHING about this woman is that she is going to jail for 5 years and not buying her way out by having other people claim the drugs are theirs.
It is beyond me how the media waste time giving any attention to a spoiled brat like her.
I noticed that in the perp walk picture, that the cops took, that paris is starting to grow a snout on the end of her nose. Don’t believe me? Take a look. Must be from all the lying that she has been doing all over the world lately, about her drugs. What mine, no no, not mine, must be the other girls. She had my purse last night. I lent it to her. Honest officer.
Why is the entertainment industry holding up this no talent skank, for the young people in our society to look up to? Who needs to grow up to be like her? No morals, scruples, or principles to speak of. And judging from her attempt at smut films, she can’t even give a good piece of ass away. What a total zero. Throw the bitch in jail for 12 months, not 12 days. Even she can do that, standing on her head. Try that for a year. It would be a different story then. I gaurantee that…
Keep this up Paris, You’ll be DEAD soon.
If Paris is so smart, what’s she doing using drugs in the first place?
One of the reasons she is popular is because of the media.. she is not a role model and I feel if she did not receive the publicity she would stand for nothing. What makes her better than a street person who does drugs?
Her parents money?
I actually pity her and I have zero respect for her and what she stands for.
And why is this a surprise???? Women have been doing this for years.
She’s a spoiled rotten, stupid, ugly Barbie doll.. I’m surprised she’s still alive..
I hope these drugs are the death of her.. and really soon!!
If anyone else were caught with drugs, we / they would have more harsher punishments…
She is truely such a stupid princess for thinking that cocaine was gum.
She probably told the cops that she put the ‘gum’ in her mouth.. (vajayjay)
I cringe at the thought of anyone wanting a crack ;P at that women. What a desperate and gross thing to do to yourself.
She had crack in her crack. Awesome. I wonder if she double bagged it. Yes, Paris practices safe sex even with her drugs. What hasn’t she shoved up there. Saloman, the greek heir to the shipping empire also named Paris, her dignity, crack, that’s a well used vajayjay.
Men ur a pro
FRUSTRATING….how hollywood people get away with drug use & possession, drunk driving and even murder and never do the time. If an ordinary blok like you & me got caught like she did, we be looking at jail bars right now…but they get away scotch free.