When Two and a Half Men returns for the new season, it’s being reported that the screen will turn dark for a moment as Alan (Jon Cryer) and Jake (Angus T. Jones) find out Charlie Sheen‘s character, Charlie Harper, has been killled. It hasn’t yet been revealed how he’ll meet his demise, but rumor has it that the show’s creator, Chuck Lorre, will have Charlie driving a car off a cliff. This is apparently a jab at Sheen, who twice allegedly had cars stolen last year and driven over cliffs in hilly Los Angeles. It was also reported yesterday that Sheen has lost his last “goddess,” Natalie Kenly, who dumped him and moved out of his mansion. He apparently wasn’t too happy about being abandoned and demanded that she return the Mercedes he bought for her. Sheen’s other “goddess,” porn star Bree Olsen, left in April after dumping him by text message.